bellystrokes
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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME: I am sure it has been posted here before, but like that Star and the Three Wise Guys, this warrants repeating:
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male
and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November
to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the
spring.Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be
a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man
ina red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male
and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November
to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the
spring.Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be
a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man
ina red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
