Another "Anthem" for our little group

[Double T]

Since my last anthem, H.O.R.Ns Was so well recieved, and hence, lost in pages long past, I thought I'd offer up this one, from you ol' pal, Double T, A.K.A King of the Hornmonsters;

(To the tune of "Joy to the World")

Jerimiah was hornmonster
Used to help him drink his wine
I never understood a single word he said
but he had horns almost as big as mine! (That's right!)
Had horns almost as big as mine!

And he said:

Horns to the world
All the boys and girls
Horns that are big enough to take out a tree
Horns to you and me!

If I were King of Hornmonsters*
Tell you what I'd do.
I'd throw away the cars, and the bombs, and the wars
and give big horns to you! (I would!)
Give big horns to you!

And I sing:

Horns to the world
All the boys and girls, now
Horns that are big enough to take out a tree
Horns to you and me

You know I love hornmonsters
Love to have my fun
When hornmonsters come a dancin' and a prancin'
My horns stick right into the sun! (Ye0ow!)
My horns stick right into the sun!

And we'll sing:

Horns to the world
All the boys and girls
Horns that are big enough to take out a tree
Horns to you and me!

Repeat, fading to end

I suggest you people adopt this one promptly! I don't have an unending supply you know!

(Last comment is met with thunderous applause)

Ingrates!
😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛

*and I am. too!

 

[kis123]

Double T, please enlighten me........

I'm still relatively new to this board. What is a hornster?😕

 

[Double T]

Gladly, kis. First of all, the word is "Hornmonster" (Horn+Monster), and a hornmonster is kind of like a horndog, but with much more class! (Well, maybe not THAT much). They were featured in the children's book "Where Wild Things Are", and, more recently, in a Verizon commercial a few years back. Hope that clears things up for ya, kis, cause there really isn't anymore to it! 😀