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another blonde joke..

isabeau

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"How was your weekend?" he asked her..

"O it was terrible. I got trapped in my hotel room" she replied.

"However did you do that?" he confusedly inquired.

"Well, there were three doors. One lead to the bathroom, one to the bedroom. And a third door, which had a sign saying "Do Not Disturb".


When she gets in the taxicab, the sign still says "Vacant"
 
TicklishGrl4Lfe said:
OMG! I've done that!
Why.........am I not surprised.


Izzy's done it too, she's just trying to pass it off as a joke....
 
If the traffic sign says Wheeling closed, do you suppose she circles the city until it opens? 🙄
 
TicklishGrl4Lfe said:
*gasp* how rude! :jester:
And yet thoughtful.......because when I heard this joke I could ONLY think of YOU........ AWWWWWW 🙄 .
 
Glad you're back from your trip Izzy! I heard there was a power failure while you were shopping, and was afraid you might have been trapped on the escalator for hours... Glad you're safe!

;-) E. Bunbury
 
EBunbury said:
Glad you're back from your trip Izzy! I heard there was a power failure while you were shopping, and was afraid you might have been trapped on the escalator for hours... Glad you're safe!

;-) E. Bunbury

lolol very funny...actually it was the moving side walk i got trapped in, when the power failed...hehe..
 
isabeau said:
lolol very funny...actually it was the moving side walk i got trapped in, when the power failed...hehe..

wow I have never seen one of those!
 
TicklishGrl4Lfe said:
wow I have never seen one of those!

I just love when blondes are clueless. You've never seen a moving sidewalk huh? They have them in airports, theme parks ..... Blondes are priceless. Everytime they say stuff like this it reminds me of the movie.

"We gotta get you home for some R & R".

"R & R? What's that?"

"ha"
 
BikerBadBoy said:
I just love when blondes are clueless. You've never seen a moving sidewalk huh? They have them in airports, theme parks ..... Blondes are priceless. Everytime they say stuff like this it reminds me of the movie.

"We gotta get you home for some R & R".

"R & R? What's that?"

"ha"

blondes have more fun....and Biker, you shouldn't make fun of my dear blonde friend..

you may however poke fun at me all you wish..

anyway..a moving sidewalk is like an escalator, only flat...and i hate them..if you go too fast, when you get off, you sort of pitch over..hehe..
 
isabeau said:
blondes have more fun....and Biker, you shouldn't make fun of my dear blonde friend..

you may however poke fun at me all you wish..

anyway..a moving sidewalk is like an escalator, only flat...and i hate them..if you go too fast, when you get off, you sort of pitch over..hehe..

Yes...remembering to walk again at the end is so difficult.
 
BikerBadBoy said:
Yes...remembering to walk again at the end is so difficult.

um are you suggesting something here?????? hmm i can almost hear the sarcasm dripping from your voice.. :ermm:
 
BikerBadBoy said:
oooooooooo, you said "dripping".

would you prefer uh..rats i can't think of anything..damn being a blonde is sometimes a pain...

chumpzilla? hehe..
 
isabeau said:
would you prefer uh..rats i can't think of anything..damn being a blonde is sometimes a pain...

chumpzilla? hehe..

Who gave you permission to use my word? Chumpzilla. For you are the queen chumpzilla. And if you're not careful.....I'll make you pay for your comments here.
 
BikerBadBoy said:
Who gave you permission to use my word? Chumpzilla. For you are the queen chumpzilla. And if you're not careful.....I'll make you pay for your comments here.

and who said i was calling anyone chumpzilla? i could have been poking fun at my own blondeness...
 
isabeau said:
and who said i was calling anyone chumpzilla? i could have been poking fun at my own blondeness...

Good cover. You know what lies in store if you flirt with danger.
 
BikerBadBoy said:
Good cover. You know what lies in store if you flirt with danger.

well i'm flirting with you...same difference...pretty clever for a blonde, huh? :twohugs:
 
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