You might remember my post from a while back about the opportunistic tickles I engaged in, whilst on a Club 18-30 holiday in Spain. For some reason I've never mentioned a little incident that happened at the reps caberet on the second to last night.
There were four hotels in Benidorm and the reps collared a guy from each one to take part in a little game called "Gift of God" on the stage. Yours truly was duly recruited from the Hotel de Nacional and me and the other three took out places on stage. The contest had four rounds, each one consisting of a little routine we ad to do to win the votes of the girls in the audience. There was a striptease, a round where we had to give our favourite chat up line on the mic, and a freestyle round in rounds 1,2 and 4. In round three the girls of the audience were asked to volunteer and one girl had to stand by each of the four guys in the contest. Only three girls volunteered and guess who the poor chump was who had no girl to volunteer for him? That's right.........MOI!!!!! Out of nearly 80 girls none could be arsed to volunteer for me. (Now that is REALLY good for the old self esteem, isn't it?)
An obviously peeved guy rep then grabbed hold of one of the girl reps and plonked her in front of me. All the girls who'd volunteered were told to sit on the chair in front of their guys and remove their right shoe.
Now ladies and gentlemen," he hollered into the microphone. "It is now time for the TOE SUCKING ROUND!!!" I did my best to look appauled and horrified, while inside I was in stitches of laughter. I'd been fancying this rep for ages and she had seriously cute feet and toes that I'd admired from afar whenever she'd been wearing flip flops. (Which was quite often.) We were all told that we'd be awarded points for style and technique as well as managing to get all 5 toes in our mouths at once. (God does love me, YEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!) On the command "GO" I put all those long hours spent watching Priscilla James into practice. Starting off with her big toe and moving down the row, I gave each toe the "lollypop treatment" before doing my trademark and seperating each toe in turn, with my tongue. Despite the music and the hollering and shouting I was aware that this girl was laughing herself stupid and it was obvious that she was finding it ticklish. When I went for the "5 toes at once" trick I could'nt resist tickling her sole for a few seconds. She bounced in her chair like a demented kangaroo and I could tell I'd found the spot.
All in all I was quite disappointed when the round finished after only 2 minutes, but hey, it was fun while it lasted. Sadly, because the round was judged by the girls in the audience I still finished last, but an independant panel of judges would have given it to me by a mile. 😛
Oh, happy days....................
There were four hotels in Benidorm and the reps collared a guy from each one to take part in a little game called "Gift of God" on the stage. Yours truly was duly recruited from the Hotel de Nacional and me and the other three took out places on stage. The contest had four rounds, each one consisting of a little routine we ad to do to win the votes of the girls in the audience. There was a striptease, a round where we had to give our favourite chat up line on the mic, and a freestyle round in rounds 1,2 and 4. In round three the girls of the audience were asked to volunteer and one girl had to stand by each of the four guys in the contest. Only three girls volunteered and guess who the poor chump was who had no girl to volunteer for him? That's right.........MOI!!!!! Out of nearly 80 girls none could be arsed to volunteer for me. (Now that is REALLY good for the old self esteem, isn't it?)
An obviously peeved guy rep then grabbed hold of one of the girl reps and plonked her in front of me. All the girls who'd volunteered were told to sit on the chair in front of their guys and remove their right shoe.
Now ladies and gentlemen," he hollered into the microphone. "It is now time for the TOE SUCKING ROUND!!!" I did my best to look appauled and horrified, while inside I was in stitches of laughter. I'd been fancying this rep for ages and she had seriously cute feet and toes that I'd admired from afar whenever she'd been wearing flip flops. (Which was quite often.) We were all told that we'd be awarded points for style and technique as well as managing to get all 5 toes in our mouths at once. (God does love me, YEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!) On the command "GO" I put all those long hours spent watching Priscilla James into practice. Starting off with her big toe and moving down the row, I gave each toe the "lollypop treatment" before doing my trademark and seperating each toe in turn, with my tongue. Despite the music and the hollering and shouting I was aware that this girl was laughing herself stupid and it was obvious that she was finding it ticklish. When I went for the "5 toes at once" trick I could'nt resist tickling her sole for a few seconds. She bounced in her chair like a demented kangaroo and I could tell I'd found the spot.
All in all I was quite disappointed when the round finished after only 2 minutes, but hey, it was fun while it lasted. Sadly, because the round was judged by the girls in the audience I still finished last, but an independant panel of judges would have given it to me by a mile. 😛
Oh, happy days....................
