anyone else have this problem? *personal*

[Baller11]

When ever I come here, I can't help it, I just have to *you know what*. I don't like doing it every time I come here, but I just can't say no. Anyone else have this problem. I hope you know what I mean by *you know what*.

 

[Kalamos]

You mean, "self induced sexual arousal"?

 

[Baller11]

yessssssssssss

 

[Kalamos]

yessssssssssss

Oops.. he did it again. 😀 😀 😀

No, really, I can't see where is the problem. Congrats on you for your energy. Just be wary of cramps. 🙂

 

[MayDay1]

I think more people are guilty of this then they'll ever admit. Don't worry about, kid.

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

it is all about control. i tihnk it is very hard to have control here when you have such top notch beauties like ness,camel26, and others to name a few.

this is nothing to be embarassed about. what iwould be interested in is do the ladies how should we say ever get excitied after being on this amazing forum

 

[Camel26]

Not to worry MrBall--I'm female, love this site and all it has to offer, and when I need to take care of "personal business", I do!!! Never shun masturbation: It's sex with someone you love!!! So GO LOVE YOURSELF!!! And enjoy the site!! 😛

 

[heavymetal22]

theres nothing wrong with that, this site has lots of pictures and videos that can be arousing 🙂

 

[Kalamos]

I sort of envy MrBall... he gets aroused any and every time. 😀 😀 😀

He probably has enormous hormones! 😀

 

[nessonite1]

I sort of envy MrBall... he gets aroused any and every time.

I was about to say that myself, K!

 

[tummynavelboy]

When ever I come here, I can't help it, I just have to *you know what*. I don't like doing it every time I come here, but I just can't say no. Anyone else have this problem. I hope you know what I mean by *you know what*.

ok MrBall make sense man make sense 😛

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

Not to worry MrBall--I'm female, love this site and all it has to offer, and when I need to take care of "personal business", I do!!! Never shun masturbation: It's sex with someone you love!!! So GO LOVE YOURSELF!!! And enjoy the site!! 😛

while i agree that with the very talented and lovely camel26 about going for it when you feel like it, i do have to disagree with her reason why. not everyone is as pretty as you camel26 so they may not love themselves. i think self love is sometihng everyone does whether they admit it or not and more importantly i think it is very normal. i be worried if some guy siad he could not get it up while viewing this site

 

[MayDay1]

GO LOVE YOURSELF!!!

LOL! That's great! I've only read a few of your posts but I can honestly say you're allright!

One time some guy in traffic told me to go love myself. Except he worded it differently. And he gave me the finger.

 

[Drago691]

Oh, definitely. Whenever I come here, I get aroused by something, and *it* just has to be done 😀

Ok, not ALL the time, but a lot of the time. Also though, I tend to just get the urge to do *it* in awkward moments. Like, playing video games with nothing about tickling even happening, I just can't help it... so then I come here again!

And i'll do it again and again. Fun fun fun.

 

[Camel26]

MayDay--whether it's Loving yourself or...well, probably the expletive used by your friend you made in traffic, it's ALL GOOD!!! In fact, I'm trying to get a job with a new company starting in pittsburgh that is a woman-owned and operated business specializing in sex toys, adult videos, and safer sex materials just to be able to show women that it's AWESOME to enjoy what you've got!!! (Not enough women do...and often, those who do won't admit it!!!) Washing the dishes is a necessary part of life--it relieves stress and, for men especially, it can help lower your risk for certain types of cancer!!! So, I said it before, and I'll say it again: GO LOVE YOURSELF!!! And ENJOY THIS SITE!!! its purpose is to provide an outlet for a topic that is quite erotic...do what is natural and just go with the flow!!!

 

[MayDay1]

MayDay--whether it's Loving yourself or...well, probably the expletive used by your friend you made in traffic, it's ALL GOOD!!! In fact, I'm trying to get a job with a new company starting in pittsburgh that is a woman-owned and operated business specializing in sex toys, adult videos, and safer sex materials just to be able to show women that it's AWESOME to enjoy what you've got!!! (Not enough women do...and often, those who do won't admit it!!!) Washing the dishes is a necessary part of life--it relieves stress and, for men especially, it can help lower your risk for certain types of cancer!!! So, I said it before, and I'll say it again: GO LOVE YOURSELF!!! And ENJOY THIS SITE!!! its purpose is to provide an outlet for a topic that is quite erotic...do what is natural and just go with the flow!!!

You are now officially the coolest person I've never seen.

STIR THAT SOUP!

 

[MistressValerie1]

LOL, I wait til I'm logged off first 😉 😉 😉 I once opined that I've had so much "luv" in front of this computer during times when my subby hubby was working late that I might be legally married to the 'puter 🙂

Luv,

 

[MistressValerie1]

LOL, Camel -- I've never heard the phrase "washing the dishes" used that way before!!! 😀

I learn something new here every day 😉

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

i got to agree with the mistress valerie hear. i never heard washing the dishes used in that frame of mind before but i can dig it. i guess that some of the new age lingo that the college geniuses are using nowadays.

i just glad that it starting to be okay to be able to relieve yourself.

a decade or more ago, a wise man once said that jacking off is king. he was not speaking only for women fulfilling there masterbation fantasies but also of men masterbating. Many people booed and hated this man for staying it, but i think he was right. the man's name was andrew clay and currently now that some people are realizing he is right, now plays the historic stardust in las vegas a few times a year

 

[Camel26]

Washing the Dishes became my personal phrase for female masturbation on a field trip with my choir my junior year of high school. A female friend and I were discussing the many phrases there are to describe male masturbation with 2 male friends, and we found that there really weren't many phrases to describe the act for women. (other than "Janing off" or "double-clicking the mouse" which are both kinda lame...) So the men put us up to the task of finding a term for it by the time we got back to philadelphia from pittsburgh (a 5.5 hour trip approximately depending on how lovely 76 is...) Anyhoo, after maybe 20 minutes of deeply pondering the subject, I came up with the phrase, "Washing the Dishes". Why???

1) If you do it too often, you may get dishpan hands. (It's vulgar, but come on...I came up with this in high school!)
2) It's always best to have someone lick the plate clean. (again, vulgar...)
3) The dishes MUST GET DONE!!!
4) It makes masturbation sound a lot more clean and fun!!! (which it is!!!)

It got me the nickname "Dishes" amongst the men of my choir...which I always laughed at and found mildly amusing...

In fact, I recently had a conversation with one of the current Real World (Inferno) Members--The Miz--at a Greek Week event on my campus, on stage, about the fact that not enough women admit that they masturbate...it was good times...

So basically, the moral of the story:
WASH YOUR DISHES WITHOUT SHAME!!! This site puts a lot on your plate for you...so to speak...so go for it!!! Ain't no shame...😛

 

[Kalamos]

Mmm... Being the naive hermit I actually am, I could contribute with only one phrase.

Not sure if it's international or just plain italian; it's "pulling the trigger".


Reg's.

 

[Camel26]

I've heard that one before too...for both men and women...I dunno...not a fan of guns...so I figure, dishes are safer...😛 Or I just like the term...ha!! I'm so glad to see that certain phrases cross the borders of nations, and language barriers...that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy...

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

CAMEL, I ASSUME THAT MEANS THAT YOU AND TICKLEBUG ARGUE OVER WHO IS WASHING THE DISHES ( AS OPPOSED TO NOT)!!! :happy: OR MAYBE ITS A CASE OF YOU WASH AND SHE DRIES?? LOL!! I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT SPRING BREAK. IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE HAD A LOT OF "STUFF" TO DEAL WITH RECENTLY.

 

[Kalamos]

From a psycho-analistic point of view, guns are a phallic symbol.

Dishes on the other hand, can be a heirloom.

😀 😀 😀

Reg's.

 

[Camel26]

Ha!!! No no no...I didn't mean I don't like penises...I LOVE penises...and dishes...I just don't like actual guns...thank you all for your well wishes!!!