You Know You Are Corporate Ghetto if the following are true:
1 Not only do you know all the security guards, janitors and cafeteria
workers, ONE OF THEM HAS ASKED YOU OUT ON A DATE.
2 Your version of conference call is when you call your friends and
plan
what you are doing for the weekend.
3 When you are on personal call you laugh so loud your co-workers on
the
other side of the office come and ask you what's so funny.
4 On casual Friday, you wear your best Pelle Pelle,Tommy Hilfiger,DKNY
shirts and jeans (ladies-tightest jeans) everyone in your office thinks
you
are advertising for them.
5 . You have pictures on your wall with your friends at the club.
6 . You talk about how much money you make.
7 . To beat the system, you have codes for personal calls that let's
someone know to call you right back (let the phone ring two times and
call
me right back)
8 . You give out -of -town relatives and friends the company's 800
number
to call you.
9 . Before calling in sick, you rehearse your sick voice and excuse
several
times out loud.
10. Co-workers inquire about how your father's surgery went that
required
you to be out for days and you haven't seen your daddy since he left
your
mama when you were born.
11. Your kid's school supplies all have your company's insignia.
12 . You can't function straight when the batteries go dead in your
portable radio.
13 . You call in sick on payday Friday and send your cousin to pick up
your
paycheck.
14 . You contribute $1 to the office Christmas party, eat the most and
then take a platter of lunch meat and potato salad home to your family
for
dinner.
15 . You call in sick on Friday because you went out on Thursday night.
16 . You don't like your supervisor and a couple of your co-workers so
you
tell them off on a regular basis and wonder why you haven't been
promoted.
17 . You get your haircut/hair done on lunch and come back two hours
later.
18 . You cuss your creditors out for calling you at work.
19 . You come to work on Friday's dressed for the club.
20 . Your kids call your job and say to the operator,"Lemme speak with
my
Mama."
21 . If you are sitting there reading this instead of getting your work
done
YOU ARE CORPORATE GHETTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 Not only do you know all the security guards, janitors and cafeteria
workers, ONE OF THEM HAS ASKED YOU OUT ON A DATE.
2 Your version of conference call is when you call your friends and
plan
what you are doing for the weekend.
3 When you are on personal call you laugh so loud your co-workers on
the
other side of the office come and ask you what's so funny.
4 On casual Friday, you wear your best Pelle Pelle,Tommy Hilfiger,DKNY
shirts and jeans (ladies-tightest jeans) everyone in your office thinks
you
are advertising for them.
5 . You have pictures on your wall with your friends at the club.
6 . You talk about how much money you make.
7 . To beat the system, you have codes for personal calls that let's
someone know to call you right back (let the phone ring two times and
call
me right back)
8 . You give out -of -town relatives and friends the company's 800
number
to call you.
9 . Before calling in sick, you rehearse your sick voice and excuse
several
times out loud.
10. Co-workers inquire about how your father's surgery went that
required
you to be out for days and you haven't seen your daddy since he left
your
mama when you were born.
11. Your kid's school supplies all have your company's insignia.
12 . You can't function straight when the batteries go dead in your
portable radio.
13 . You call in sick on payday Friday and send your cousin to pick up
your
paycheck.
14 . You contribute $1 to the office Christmas party, eat the most and
then take a platter of lunch meat and potato salad home to your family
for
dinner.
15 . You call in sick on Friday because you went out on Thursday night.
16 . You don't like your supervisor and a couple of your co-workers so
you
tell them off on a regular basis and wonder why you haven't been
promoted.
17 . You get your haircut/hair done on lunch and come back two hours
later.
18 . You cuss your creditors out for calling you at work.
19 . You come to work on Friday's dressed for the club.
20 . Your kids call your job and say to the operator,"Lemme speak with
my
Mama."
21 . If you are sitting there reading this instead of getting your work
done
YOU ARE CORPORATE GHETTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
