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Ask Bugman a question, Chapter II.

Bugman

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Rather then revive an old thread we have thought it good to start afresh. We offer our sage advice and counsel to all seekers of knowledge and truth, being a magnanimous man by nature. Our sole purpose is to enlighten the confused and troubled, to comfort the afflicted. Come, and lay your questions or concerns before us.
 
Do Bugmen like to be squashed? 😛 lol
 
do i realy have to wear a shirt lol?

Indeed, should you show up on our doorstep. We should not like having no choice but to loose the dogs upon you, and hope you will not force our hand.
 
What's your favorite movie?

Even within a specific category we can not single out one favorite. One might as well ask what is our favorite star in the sky.

do you got any mexicans for hire?

We do not employ any of our Hispanic brethren, but many of them can be found on various street corners here in Austin, seeking whatever work they can find. Sadly they are often exploited by unscrupulous contractors who refuse to pay them for their labors, knowing they have little recourse. :disgust:
 
do bugs fart?

It seems that some arachnids do, but they are are not really "bugs", or insects, our signature not withstanding.

Are bugs Polygamic?

To the best of our knowledge, yes. But while we find such critters interesting we lay no claim to being an entomologist. This question would require some research on our part

What about giant fly swatters?

We imagine files and roaches find them objectional.
 
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A file is a type of bug? I thought it was a peice of paper.... 😛
 
A file is a type of bug? I thought it was a piece of paper.... 😛

Flies are insects belonging to the order of Diptera. When working in pest control (from which our TMF name was born) we often had to explain to our clients it was not within our power to eliminate most flying insects from their home, let alone the outside of said home.
 
Flies are insects belonging to the order of Diptera. When working in pest control (from which our TMF name was born) we often had to explain to our clients it was not within our power to eliminate most flying insects from their home, let alone the outside of said home.

Apperently you missed the joke dude lol!

Look at the post above mine, you spelled flie wrong 😛
 
At your age, how many days does it now take you to shake off a cheap whiskey and peyote hangover?
 
Apperently you missed the joke dude lol!

Look at the post above mine, you spelled flie wrong 😛

I got the joke. 🙂 I may often reply to a silly question or statement with a serious answer. 😛

At your age, how many days does it now take you to shake off a cheap whiskey and peyote hangover?

Go feed your birds. :punt:

Why were there so many stinkbugs around here this summer? :hmm:

We have little experience dealing with these objectional creatures, and can not speculate on why Philadelpha is suffering from such.
 
Do you know that we are finding stinkbugs in our house in the winter?
 
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