ASSHAT taking over

[Carsomyr]

This is an open letter to all who frequent the Silly Stuff Forum, but it is mostly aimed towards the SPU.

Members of the Silly Stuff Forum, hear me! I, Carsomyr, the grand Asshat Overlord, hereby claim ownership of the Silly Stuff Forum! If you bow to the supreme might of the Asshats right here and now, then you will be spared. Should any of you choose to resist this takeover, though, then no mercy will be shown!

SPU! Your great leader, Milagros, has been sent into exile. You are alone in this fight, all hope is lost.

Pledge your allegiance to ASSHAT in this thread!

 

[milagros317]

I am going away, but I will be back. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I am going away, but I will be back. 😀

Hush! This is SPU propaganda! Exile it is, and it is OUR doing! 😀

 

[milagros317]

You have lost your mind, how sad. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

You have lost your mind, how sad. 😀

The words of a beaten man!

Be glad we didn't kidnap you and chain you up in an abandoned house, like we did with Kurch!

 

[K-Skate417]

Have you gone insane again Carsomyr?

 

[Carsomyr]

Have you gone insane again Carsomyr?

That would suggest I was ever sane!

So will you join us or fall with the others? 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I'm going to need a more convincing argument before I do anything 😛 😀

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Fight the Bees!

Not sure what side that puts me on, but fight the bees anyway!

 

[Carsomyr]

I'm going to need a more convincing argument before I do anything 😛 😀

You will be appointed Field Marshal and gain your own batch of SSF slaves! 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

Fight the Bees!

Not sure what side that puts me on, but fight the bees anyway!

You have now sided with ASSHAT, we fucking hate bees!

 

[K-Skate417]

You will be appointed Field Marshal and gain your own batch of SSF slaves! 😀

Sounds good, I'll join 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

Good, good! And don't let us down, because if our takeover fails then Sanna will have to post and admit defeat to save our faces. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I will not fail

 

[Carsomyr]

You had better not, this be important! As a field marshal we are leaving you in command of 7 howler monkeys and a batch of littertrained zombiekittens! =O

 

[K-Skate417]

What should I do with them?

 

[Carsomyr]

What should I do with them?

If someone tries to resist us, make them attack his face! 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

If someone tries to resist us, make them attack his face! 😀

That makes the most sense

 

[chrisheaven]

I'm not at all sure about all this

 

[K-Skate417]

I'm not at all sure about all this

Are you defying us? 😱

 

[Carsomyr]

I'm not at all sure about all this

Oh of course you are! 🙂

 

[chrisheaven]

I will consult with my secret police

 

[Carsomyr]

I will consult with my secret police

Fair enough. They work for us, after all 😀

 

[kered]

Ah geez! Mils, we got more clowns at the gate. Turn on the sprinkler system and get their funny looking taffita uniforms all wet.



Like them.

 

[Rorschach Blues]

You know, this coup has been going on for, what? Half an hour now? And I still haven't seen ASSHAT fighting any Bees!