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At the grocery store

Barney Stubble

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An attractive woman in her 40s, at the peak of her sexual prime is eyeing the hunky young man bagging her groceries. He agrees to cart her groceries to her car.

As they are walking, the woman says to him with a smile and a wink, "I have to warn you, I'm parked way over in the secluded section of the parking lot and I have an itchy pussy."

The young fellow grins sheepishly and says, "You'll have to point it out to me, Ma'am. Them Japanese models all look the same to me."

:laughhard: :bwahaha:
 
Oooooowwwah...that not funny.. How you know they not Chinee?....or Kowean?....or......ooooohwwaaah. :ermm:
 
Oooooowwwah...that not funny.. How you know they not Chinee?....or Kowean?....or......ooooohwwaaah. :ermm:
Reminds me of a scene from Frasier...
     
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