Hi everybody, I am quite new here and I have got a friend from Australia. She told me these jokes and I liked them so much that I put them here...
Some tourists ask questions when planning to go to Australia.
1. Q:"Can I take some silverware with myself?"
A:"Why should you? Use your fingers like us.!" 😎
2. Q: "Where can we see the hippo fights?
A: " You know, the large triangle shaped continent is called AFRICA. It is just under EUROPE on the map.The big island in the Pacific is called AUSTRALIA, and... oh, it doesn't matter. The hippo fights are at Kings Cross at five p.m. every Tuesday. Appearance must be in swimsuit.
3. Q:"How many kangaroos can I see in the street?
A:"It depends on how much you drink."
4. Q: "COuld you send me the cast of the boy choir singing in Wienna?
A:"The small cuntry next to Germany is called, AUSTRIA: The big island... oh, it doesn't matter. The boy choir sings just after the hippo fights at King's Cross every Tuesday. Appearance still in swimsuit.
Some tourists ask questions when planning to go to Australia.
1. Q:"Can I take some silverware with myself?"
A:"Why should you? Use your fingers like us.!" 😎
2. Q: "Where can we see the hippo fights?
A: " You know, the large triangle shaped continent is called AFRICA. It is just under EUROPE on the map.The big island in the Pacific is called AUSTRALIA, and... oh, it doesn't matter. The hippo fights are at Kings Cross at five p.m. every Tuesday. Appearance must be in swimsuit.
3. Q:"How many kangaroos can I see in the street?
A:"It depends on how much you drink."
4. Q: "COuld you send me the cast of the boy choir singing in Wienna?
A:"The small cuntry next to Germany is called, AUSTRIA: The big island... oh, it doesn't matter. The boy choir sings just after the hippo fights at King's Cross every Tuesday. Appearance still in swimsuit.
