Autobiography in Five Short, Easy Chapters...

[Dave2112]

CHAPTER 1

I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I fall in.
I am lost...I am hopeless.
It isn't my fault.
It takes forever to find a way out.

CHAPTER 2

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I pretend I don't see it.
I fall in again.
I can't believe I am in the same place.
But...it isn't my fault.

CHAPTER 3

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I see it is there.
I still fall in. It is a habit.
My eyes are open.
I know where I am.
It is my fault.
I get out immediately.

CHAPTER 4

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I walk around it.

CHAPTER 5

I walk down another street.

 

[qjakal]

Hey..

Don't stop there! I want to know how it ends...lol!

CHAPTER 6

The street turns and merges with the original street.
There's another one of those damn holes coming up.
I stop in front of it, refusing to move.
Q comes up behind me and shoves me in.
This hole isn't the same, although it looked it from above.
I decide I don't want to get out.

 

[TickledToDeath]

Damn that is profound!

Most impressive young Skywalker. Obewan has taught you well however there are REALLY big holes in Space my friend.
Watch your step.

TTD

 

[Haltickling]

Very enlightening!

But seriously: nothing's really wrong unless a 'friend' sees you in that hole and asks you in a condescending tone: 'Oh, do you live here now?'