Awesome Man Bites Cobra To Death

[c7_assassin]

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/man-bites-snake-death-revenge-154835399.html

A Nepali man who was bitten by a cobra snake subsequently bit the snake to death, a local newspaper reported on Thursday (Aug. 23).

After being bitten by the snake, while he was working in his rice paddy on Tuesday, 55-year-old Mohamed Salmo Miya chased the snake, caught it and bit it until it died, the Annapurna Post reported, according to Reuters.

"I could have killed it with a stick but bit it with my teeth instead because I was angry," Miya was quoted as saying.

Miya, who lives in a village some 125 miles (200 kilometers) southeast of the Nepali capital of Kathmandu, was receiving treatment at a village health post at the time of the news report and was not in danger of dying from his snakebite. He will not be charged with killing the snake, a local police official said, because authorities were plainly terrified of his titanic balls.

Officials from S.H.I.E.L.D. could not be reached for comment, although unidentified operatives were observed high-fiving Miya and taking his measurements.

 

[Bohemianne]

>>>authorities were plainly terrified of his titanic balls.<<<

😱

 

[TMF Jeff]

He's being measured for his supersuit right now.

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Will his super hero personna be the........Mongoose????? Warning to all straight guys: NEVER date his twin sister and make HER angry!!!!

 

[ticklishdanny]

Dang, it must be hard shopping for pants with balls that size