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A man is laying on a hospital bed heavily sedated from a 4-hour surgical procedure. A student nurse walks in to give the man an upper body sponge bath. As she begins her job, the man asks muffled under his oxygen mask "are my testicals black?". The student nurse looks at the man in almost shock but replies, "i'm sorry sir, i'm just here to give you an upper body sponge bath and wash your feet.". The man once again asks muffled under his oxygen mask "are my testicals black?". The nurse afraid that his pulse might raise she kindly pulls the covers aside and holds the penis in one hand and the testicals in the other and says "they're fine, nothing wrong with them sir." The man then pulls down his oxygen mask,smiles and says, "thank you very much... but listen very carefully... are my test-results back?"
 
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