Bad Cook

[Illtcklu]

A man was trying to console his new wife, who was crying like crazy: "Darling, believe me, I never said you were a bad cook. I just pointed out the fact that our garbage disposal has developed an ulcer".

 

[bellystrokes]

A man was trying to console his new wife, who was crying like crazy: "Darling, believe me, I never said you were a bad cook. I just pointed out the fact that our garbage disposal has developed an ulcer".

Honey, I though we had done the Heavenly jokes already (love you gf)

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Reminds me of the W. C. Fields line, "I did not cmplain about the steak. I just asked what happened to the gray horse that used to be out back."

 

[kered]

Honey, I though we had done the Heavenly jokes already (love you gf)

Are you referring to HT's first attempt in making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

 

[bellystrokes]

Yes, Kered. That just struck me so funny, I havent stopped laughing

Mils, love that line, never heard it before.

 

[kered]

Yes, Kered. That just struck me so funny, I havent stopped laughing

Mils, love that line, never heard it before.

It isn't really that funny. She studied under the finest chefs in the world.

 

[bellystrokes]

It isn't really that funny. She studied under the finest chefs in the world.

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheehehehehehehehehe
*eyes starting to water*

 

[Illtcklu]

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheehehehehehehehehe
*eyes starting to water*

Eyes watering? Oh so you've tasted her cooking too?

 

[bellystrokes]

Eyes watering? Oh so you've tasted her cooking too?

Ba-Bing!!!!!!! Oh good one!!!!!!

 

[kered]

This is what happened to the last guy who tried her cooking.

 

[bellystrokes]

This is what happened to the last guy who tried her cooking.

I guess it was a bit spicy!!!!

 

[Illtcklu]

I guess it was a bit spicy!!!!

Brings a whole new meaning to 911 buffalo wings at Hooters! 😕

 

[bellystrokes]

I sort of think it is more than the wings that get you hot there.

 

[Illtcklu]

I sort of think it is more than the wings that get you hot there.

Or is the hot that gets me wings there?


That one didn't make sense, unless you interpret it as though I'm the HOTTIE. Full of myself aren't I?