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Illtcklu

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A man was trying to console his new wife, who was crying like crazy: "Darling, believe me, I never said you were a bad cook. I just pointed out the fact that our garbage disposal has developed an ulcer".
 
Illtcklu said:
A man was trying to console his new wife, who was crying like crazy: "Darling, believe me, I never said you were a bad cook. I just pointed out the fact that our garbage disposal has developed an ulcer".
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Honey, I though we had done the Heavenly jokes already (love you gf)
 
LOL 😛
Reminds me of the W. C. Fields line, "I did not cmplain about the steak. I just asked what happened to the gray horse that used to be out back."
 
bellystrokes said:
Honey, I though we had done the Heavenly jokes already (love you gf)
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Are you referring to HT's first attempt in making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
 
Yes, Kered. That just struck me so funny, I havent stopped laughing

Mils, love that line, never heard it before.
 
bellystrokes said:
Yes, Kered. That just struck me so funny, I havent stopped laughing

Mils, love that line, never heard it before.
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It isn't really that funny. She studied under the finest chefs in the world.
 
kered said:
It isn't really that funny. She studied under the finest chefs in the world.
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hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheehehehehehehehehe
*eyes starting to water*
 
bellystrokes said:
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheehehehehehehehehe
*eyes starting to water*
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Eyes watering? Oh so you've tasted her cooking too? :manicd:
 
This is what happened to the last guy who tried her cooking.
 
bellystrokes said:
I sort of think it is more than the wings that get you hot there.
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Or is the hot that gets me wings there? :disgust:


That one didn't make sense, unless you interpret it as though I'm the HOTTIE. :shock: Full of myself aren't I?
 
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