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Bad Jokes

luvgirlsfeet

luvgirlsfeet

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What bad joke(s) have you heard?

What did the bird get when he went to the Vet?

Tweetment
 
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Mykey"
"Mikey who?"
"My key doesn't work, can you open the door?"

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Last night I was brushing my teeth and I knocked my toothpaste into the garbage can.

I was Crestfallen.
 
Why don't cat's like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alog
 
I’ve been camping a few times, it’s always an in-tents experience.
 
What should you say to the woman photographer?
Let's go into a dark room and see what develops.
 
What’s green and sings in your refrigerator?

Elvis Parsley [emoji1739]
 
where do frogs keep their money?
Down by the banks XD
 
Why are women in religeous orders called nuns?

Because they aren't getting none and don't want none.
 
What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper.

What's black and white and red all over? A wounded nun.
 
It's been raining for hours and my husband is still just staring through the window with a sad look on his face.
Maybe I should unlock the door and let him in.
:rowfull:
 
Warning: May be offensive.

What is an Irish seven course meal?
A potato and a six pack of beer.😛
 
How can you tell that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving. 😛
 
Two peanuts were walking through Central Park at midnight, one was assaulted.
 
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
 
Why do firefighters wear red suspenders?
To hold their pants up.
 
Here’s one of my Dad’s jokes.


Why does the undertaker dress someone before a funeral?

Because they can’t do it themselves.
 
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Four.
One to change the bulb.
One to denounce the violation of the socket.
One to secretly envy the bulb.
And one to secretly envy the socket. 😛
 
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