A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his
drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making
truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and
gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says
the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink.
I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little
guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I
overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my
boss fired
me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my
car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a
cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my
wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife
in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar
trying to work up the courage to put an end to my
life."
"And then you show up and drink the damn poison."
drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making
truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and
gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says
the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink.
I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little
guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I
overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my
boss fired
me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my
car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a
cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my
wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife
in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar
trying to work up the courage to put an end to my
life."
"And then you show up and drink the damn poison."
