Be careful what you wish for!!!!!!

[Limeoutsider]

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the
Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in
now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to
Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. So
what else would you like to be?"

The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle,
soaring above the Rocky Mountains."

"So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.

The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks,
"Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter?"

"No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can
keep track of what you're doing."

"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to
be a stud."

"So be it," says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.

A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St.
Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble
locating them?" He asks.

"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's
somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the
second one could prove to be more difficult."

"Why?" asketh the Lord.

"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota."

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

LOL good one Lime! <IMG src=http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/yelclap.gif>

 

[sole seeker]

LMAO! Damn near sprayed coke on my monitor!

 

[milagros317]

LOL. Very funny, Limeoutsider!😀 The moral is to very specific when you wish.

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

ROFLMAO!!!! That was so funny, thanks Lime. But my keyboard really didn't need to be Christen!! LOL

 

[Sadistictickler]

😀

I know one like that:

A man is up for some serious surgery, and he's really afraid of it. But, the anestethic comes in and says it's gonna be alright, and the anestethic gives him a shot and he passes out. When he wakes up, he sees an old man standing in front of his bed. So, he asks: "Hey doc, how did the surgery go?" "Doc?" the man asks "just call me St. Peter"

 

[BigJim]

Picture the scene.............. there's a massive crowd round this poor old woman and they're stoning her to death. All of a sudden Jesus walks up and say, "Oy! Turn it in! Fucking turn it in, now!" (Cos he was a nasty bastard when he'd been on the turps of a lunchtime!)

"Let him without sin" cried the Lord, "cast the first stone."

At that a massive rock comes hurtling through the air and smacks this poor woman right in the Hampstead Heaths,(Cockney Rhyming slang for teeth) splashing claret everywhere. Jesus turns round to where the stone came from and says, "I thought I said...........MOTHER, SOME TIMES YOU FUCKING PISS ME OFF!!!"