Mister Scruff
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A pal of mine recently returned from the States and left a box of them in the break room at work.
Oh.
My.
God.
These things are the food of kings. Diabetic kings, granted, but kings nonetheless. The white stuff inside them is, I believe, the processed essence of an angel; again, a diabetic angel, for it seems to consist entirely of sugar with a 0.01% hint of almond, but who gives a shit?
I want more. There are no more but I want more anyway, however I've never seen them in Britain and I know very little about them, other than it is some sort of pastry-like arrangement and seems to have little if anything to do with actual bears. Which is probably a good thing.
Anyone know how to make one? And by 'one', I mean 'lots'.
Oh.
My.
God.
These things are the food of kings. Diabetic kings, granted, but kings nonetheless. The white stuff inside them is, I believe, the processed essence of an angel; again, a diabetic angel, for it seems to consist entirely of sugar with a 0.01% hint of almond, but who gives a shit?
I want more. There are no more but I want more anyway, however I've never seen them in Britain and I know very little about them, other than it is some sort of pastry-like arrangement and seems to have little if anything to do with actual bears. Which is probably a good thing.
Anyone know how to make one? And by 'one', I mean 'lots'.



