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Beer: The wonderful answer to lifes problems

goddess_nemesis

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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor orpharmacist about Beer.

Beer is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Beer can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Beer almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living with Beer.

Beer may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Beer. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects of Beer may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lucool illness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and/or play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth or Dare, and Naked Twister.
 
ticklingnemesis said:
Side effects of Beer may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lucool illness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and/or play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Ahhhh.........I've experienced all those things SOBER!!!!! I think I'm in trouble?




Funny joke though............
 
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