BEING 6 AGAIN
A man asked his wife, "If you could have anything
in the world for one day, what would you want?"
"I'd love to be a six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they
went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the
park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything
there was! Wow!Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her
head reeling and her stomach upside down. Off to McDonald's they went, where
her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing
chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie: the latest Hollywood
blockbuster, hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&M'S. What a fabulous
adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked,
"Well dear, what was it like being six again?"
One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."
The moral of this story is: If a woman speaks and
a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.
A man asked his wife, "If you could have anything
in the world for one day, what would you want?"
"I'd love to be a six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they
went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the
park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything
there was! Wow!Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her
head reeling and her stomach upside down. Off to McDonald's they went, where
her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing
chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie: the latest Hollywood
blockbuster, hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&M'S. What a fabulous
adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked,
"Well dear, what was it like being six again?"
One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."
The moral of this story is: If a woman speaks and
a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.
