And what did the
putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards do this year?
They
LOST 98 GAMES to finish with the WORST record in the National League!!!
What was that?
The
putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards LOST 98 GAMES to finish with
the WORST record in the National League!!!
What does a Dodgers fan do when his team wins the World Series?
I realize that you didn't mean this as a serious question, but I will answer it.
In 1955, at the age of 5, after the Dodgers won the World Series I told my parents (who were both fans of the Yankees), "I told you so!"
In 1959, at the age of 9, after the Dodgers won the World Series I celebrated by eating chocolate ice cream until I was sick to my stomach.
In 1963, at the age of 13, after the Dodgers won the World Series I celebrated by masturbating while thinking of becoming a better pitcher than Sandy Koufax.
In 1965, at the age of 15, after the Dodgers won the World Series I celebrated by getting a hand job from [name not given], a girl in my high school who had performed this service for me only twice before.
In 1981, at the age of 31, after the Dodgers won the World Series I celebrated by drinking too much single malt whiskey from Scotland.
In 1988, at the age of 38, after the Dodgers won the World Series I celebrated by throwing a party for the academic unit of which I was then the Chairperson. At the party I played a VHS video tape of highlights of the 1955 World Series and also drank too much single malt whiskey from Scotland.
