Best Comedy Bits Thread

[CapturedDoll]

I don't think anyone has ever started one so I will. 🙂



Warning: Might want to post when the bits are UNpolitically correct. As is what I'm about to post...


Sam Kinison

On Marriage





On Forgiveness

 

[laughter_n_love]

Too f*cking funny!

 

[milagros317]

Don Rickles in his prime:

 

[Bugman]

I love Bob Newhart.

 

[laughter_n_love]

What does the fox say?

 

[milagros317]

Buddy Hackett doing one of his classics:

 

[CapturedDoll]

How To Not Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police - Chris Rock

 

[laughter_n_love]

Key & Peel - Substitute Teacher



Bill Cosby - Dentists



Eddie Izzard - Death Star Canteen

 

[milagros317]

One of Richard Pryor's great stand-up routines:

 

[General Zod]

Johnny Carson, Don Rickles, and the Japanese Bath 1969

 

[General Zod]

Jim Carrey doing a Don Rickles impersanation bit from In Living Color.


THIS AIN'T PC.

 

[General Zod]

Don being roasted by Nipsey Russell. NO PC HERE.

 

[Bugman]

A lot of Don Rickles here. He was never PC.

 

[General Zod]

Comedian Mike Armstrong.

 

[milagros317]

Eddie Murphy in one of his classic clips:

 

[General Zod]

 

[Bator]

I had to go back home for this one. Hope ye like it.

 

[CapturedDoll]

Bill Hicks (UN PC FOREVER LOL)

"This Is Why Your Kids Do Drugs"




Pornography

 

[CapturedDoll]

Bill Hicks

Rock And Roll (On the music censorship during the 80's and "subliminal messages"}

 

[SharonP]

https://youtu.be/ign6rwI-7co

 

[CapturedDoll]

@ Bator Larry Dean -That was good. 🙂

I don't want to essentially keep re posting these twice- but I am enjoying everyones contributions. So I've been saving any tboughts to keep the flow going. Thanks for the laughs. This is a good thread to keep going when people need a high of funny. 🙂 I'm certainly taking advantage of it. 🙂

 

[CapturedDoll]

Dane Cook (UN PC)

Role play Scenarios

 

[CapturedDoll]

Dane Cook (UN PC)

YouPorn

 

[b0xr]

Richard Jeni: Political Hypocrites

REMOVE SPACE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il1bHT62jCg

 

[CapturedDoll]

Richard Jeni: Political Hypocrites

As this is impossible for me to do with my phone(removing space/connecting)- let me fix this for myself. lol