Best joke ever!

[Tenebrae]

- I think I have a crush on Beyonce.

- Oh? Well, whatever floats your boat!

- No, that's buoyancy...



A friend just send me this one. I'm still laughing

 

[HallKogan]

I turned down a job that pays $20 an hour for shearing sheep. I didn’t want to be accused of wool gathering.

 

[milagros317]

- I think I have a crush on Beyonce.

- Oh? Well, whatever floats your boat!

- No, that's buoyancy...



A friend just send me this one. I'm still laughing

Very amusing.😛

 

[milagros317]

I turned down a job that pays $20 an hour for shearing sheep. I didn’t want to be accused of wool gathering.

Good one! 😛