Beware!

[critterlord]

Beware a one sandaled man walking the roads, for he shall bring your downfall.

Also, beware the green chicken.

You have been warned!

 

[ShiningIce]

The Green chicken..................my old nemesis returns at last.

 

[critterlord]

The Green Chicken is coming, bringing with it... a purple knife.

And this time, Ice, it has its mittens.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ShiningIce]

The purple knife of flagulense....will his evil never cease.

 

[twinkletoes78]

My chicken is spotted what did you do to it?🙁 😱

 

[critterlord]

Of course I spotted your chicken. It's green. I spotted it a mile away.

Besides, why did you bring your green chicken with its purple knife HERE!!!

 

[Limeoutsider]

Of course I spotted your chicken. It's green. I spotted it a mile away.

Besides, why did you bring your green chicken with its purple knife HERE!!!

To get to the orange marmalade

 

[critterlord]

Well, know, we can't have that.

*races into room where green chicken is. Feathers and fur fly out.*

Squawk!

Comer!

No pecking aloud!

*Walks out of room, munching on green drumstick*

Hmmm, tastes like... green chicken.

Beware!

 

[Limeoutsider]

*Walks out of room, munching on green drumstick*

You know green meat is bad for you, ya know?

 

[critterlord]

Hey, that's what they said about green eggs and ham, and now it turns out to be a cure for dementia.

So, if green eggs and green ham is okay, then why not green chicken.

PS, or does green eggs and ham cause dementia?

 

[Iggy pop]

This was not the chicken I was choking was it?

 

[critterlord]

There is only ONE green chicken, well, there was only one green chicken. Not any more

 

[ShiningIce]

My enemy is most wise......

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Well, critterlord ate the chicken. Does that mean the danger has passed?

 

[Limeoutsider]

It occurs to me, was the chicken Lime flavored, per chance?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

What else could a green chicken taste like?

 

[venray]

ENOUGH!!!!!!!............

I grow weary at your foolishness sayeth the green chicken..........

 

[Prime]

Ven has obviously found the only known picture to contain a green chicken with a horn growing out of his chest jumping over a radioactive tool shed and tree. A masterpiece. 😕

Oh sure i could make sense of this if i went back and read the thread from the begining, but i'm not going to do it..nope i'm not. 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

You'll just be drawn into it like us.

 

[venray]

Oh sure i could make sense of this if i went back and read the thread from the begining, but i'm not going to do it..nope i'm not. 😛

You know you want to Prime........🙄

 

[critterlord]

@ Venray. If the chicken sayeth, it sayeth frometh my stomach.

@ Limeoutsider. Of course. I like lime.😉

@ Prime. You must feel compelled to read my thread. The power of Critter compels you, the power of Critter compels you!

@ HisDivineShadow. The danger has only begun. Who knows what other horrors stalk the Barnyard of Heck.

@ Critterlord. No more Nyquil for you!
@ Critterlord. I want my Nyquil.
@ Critterlord. You idiot, you are misspelling Nyquil.

 

[Prime]

@ Prime. You must feel compelled to read my thread. The power of Critter compels you, the power of Critter compels you!

The last time i heard anything resembling that it was followed by the words the power of christ compels the evil spirits to leave your body and your bank account and credit card numbers to be mine. Or something to that extent...still i stick to my original thoughts..i wont read back..nope i wont.

P.S. Ven is gonna be really mad that you ate his green chicken.

 

[U.N.Owen]

Ven has obviously found the only known picture to contain a green chicken with a horn growing out of his chest jumping over a radioactive tool shed and tree.

No, I have several.

 

[critterlord]

I swear, if you read this whole thread, you will be just fine, execpt that you will become like me.

I had to eat the chicken. It had the purple knife of flatulence.

 

[critterlord]

Ah, Welcome Master.

I bow down before the master Owen. Welcome to the great thread. I hope you brought all the necessary equipment to survive this thread.