TickledToDeath
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Ponder on this for a few billion nanoseconds.
The first Humans on the Planet, according to the Bible, were Adam and Eve.
The pranced around damn near naked in the so called Garden of Eden.
Without the use of words, since they were not yet. There were no teachers, it was just Adam and Eve. There was no alphabet. The word alphabet was not even known. They must have been phychic but they did not know that since the term or word psychic was yet to be known. Even when "God" aledgedly spoke to them informing them of the rules of the Garden of Eden, they must have looked at each other thinking, who the hell is that and what the hell is he talking about or even saying but then they could not have even done that cause the words they would have been thining have not been invented yet since they were the ONLY two people on the Planet! Yet somehow they knew enough to communicate enough to have intercouse thus having two sons, whom were bastards since Adam and Eve had sex before marriage and that is alledgedly against Catholicism since there was nobody around to marry them nor did they even know what the heck marriage was yet they did know how to fornicate even though they had no clue what the hell they were doing ergo thay had Two sons so they had fornicated at least twice, out of wedlock which in and of itself was a sin yet that was ok with God but eating an apple was sin enough to get tossed out of Eden and the rest of humanity was dammed forevermore because of it.
So out squirted Caine and Able...how they were named is a mystery in and of itself since there was NO alphabet or words invented, and what did Adam and Eve call each other?
So now there were 4 people on the earth. Mind you they did not know the were on earth since, well you know.
Caine and Able eventually grew up and later on Caine killed Able but before that they went out and about the so called world and met up with all these other people! Where did THEY come from? Who screwed who to create all these other humans? Was there some sort of wild incestual orgies going on and with whom since there was only Adam, Eve, Caine and Able?
On and on and on somehow all these people were running amuck and "God" said to himself...."Damn, I messed up big time". I am not as perfect as I am made out to be since I made all this.
So he ended it all by drowning the population of the planet except for the chosen few who were all pretty much defective in the first place and thought that two wrongs could make a right....a calculus theory that a negitave plus a negative equals a positive.
Not true as it turned out.
After ending the existance of the world "God" said unto himself, "I will never do that again".
Yet a long long long time later, he looked down again and said, "DAMN, can I ever get this right"! Thus setting the world afire wiping it all out again and everyone on it.
Nobody is perfect,, including what is known as "God", since we are created in his image, and there is NOT ONE perfect being on this planet, "God" therefore cannot be all that perfect, which is fine.
The 11th Commandment..."Do as I say, not as I Do".
But the Commandments did not come till much much later... this is ONLY Genesis!
TTD
The first Humans on the Planet, according to the Bible, were Adam and Eve.
The pranced around damn near naked in the so called Garden of Eden.
Without the use of words, since they were not yet. There were no teachers, it was just Adam and Eve. There was no alphabet. The word alphabet was not even known. They must have been phychic but they did not know that since the term or word psychic was yet to be known. Even when "God" aledgedly spoke to them informing them of the rules of the Garden of Eden, they must have looked at each other thinking, who the hell is that and what the hell is he talking about or even saying but then they could not have even done that cause the words they would have been thining have not been invented yet since they were the ONLY two people on the Planet! Yet somehow they knew enough to communicate enough to have intercouse thus having two sons, whom were bastards since Adam and Eve had sex before marriage and that is alledgedly against Catholicism since there was nobody around to marry them nor did they even know what the heck marriage was yet they did know how to fornicate even though they had no clue what the hell they were doing ergo thay had Two sons so they had fornicated at least twice, out of wedlock which in and of itself was a sin yet that was ok with God but eating an apple was sin enough to get tossed out of Eden and the rest of humanity was dammed forevermore because of it.
So out squirted Caine and Able...how they were named is a mystery in and of itself since there was NO alphabet or words invented, and what did Adam and Eve call each other?
So now there were 4 people on the earth. Mind you they did not know the were on earth since, well you know.
Caine and Able eventually grew up and later on Caine killed Able but before that they went out and about the so called world and met up with all these other people! Where did THEY come from? Who screwed who to create all these other humans? Was there some sort of wild incestual orgies going on and with whom since there was only Adam, Eve, Caine and Able?
On and on and on somehow all these people were running amuck and "God" said to himself...."Damn, I messed up big time". I am not as perfect as I am made out to be since I made all this.
So he ended it all by drowning the population of the planet except for the chosen few who were all pretty much defective in the first place and thought that two wrongs could make a right....a calculus theory that a negitave plus a negative equals a positive.
Not true as it turned out.
After ending the existance of the world "God" said unto himself, "I will never do that again".
Yet a long long long time later, he looked down again and said, "DAMN, can I ever get this right"! Thus setting the world afire wiping it all out again and everyone on it.
Nobody is perfect,, including what is known as "God", since we are created in his image, and there is NOT ONE perfect being on this planet, "God" therefore cannot be all that perfect, which is fine.
The 11th Commandment..."Do as I say, not as I Do".
But the Commandments did not come till much much later... this is ONLY Genesis!
TTD
