A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because
her vagina lips are much to large. She asks the doctor to keep the
operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone
to find out. The doctor agrees. She wakes up from her operation and
finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed. Outraged she
immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to
tell anyone about my operation!" "Don't worry," he says, "I didn't
tell anybody.
The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went
through this all by yourself.
The second one is from the nurse. She
assisted me with the operation, and she had the operation done herself.
" "Who is the third rose from?" she asked.
"Oh," says the doctor,
"that rose is from the guy upstairs in the burn unit.
He wanted to thank
you for his new ears!"
her vagina lips are much to large. She asks the doctor to keep the
operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone
to find out. The doctor agrees. She wakes up from her operation and
finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed. Outraged she
immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to
tell anyone about my operation!" "Don't worry," he says, "I didn't
tell anybody.
The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went
through this all by yourself.
The second one is from the nurse. She
assisted me with the operation, and she had the operation done herself.
" "Who is the third rose from?" she asked.
"Oh," says the doctor,
"that rose is from the guy upstairs in the burn unit.
He wanted to thank
you for his new ears!"
