Billboards we'd like to see Part VII...REALLY!

[naughty1]

...and still counting. Ahhh yessss, another in my series of "Quest for Billboards." This one is alternately titled "Looking for Billbaords in All the Wrong Places." Luckily, the FBI took the left fork in the road while I took the right fork. So here I am at last...and here you go. Enjoy my little ones. HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! They're alive! Alive!



And we're showing them in countries all over the world. No wonder we have a reputation.



Gee, I always thought they were for people to pass out in when they were too drunk to find their cars.



Yes, most likely looking for a bar with a parking lot.



Sometimes it doesn't even matter if you're proud of your privates. Well, this would certainly explain why my bus pass never seems to impress the women.

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[goddess_nemesis]

LOL! those are hilareous!

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Great billboards, especially the BMW one. 😀

 

[bellystrokes]

Thanks again, babe, for the fun.

 

[naughty1]

Thanks again, babe, for the fun.

My pleasure. Fun and frolic, isn't that what life is all about? And I do take my satire seriously. Being naughty comes with its responsiblities after all. Oh little mischief maker me. 😉

Take care, be well, and enjoy the bounty of life and laughter, i.e., may the Farce be with you. Adieu!

 

[bellystrokes]

Farces usually follow me around.

 

[naughty1]

Farces usually follow me around.

It's always nice to have a following. Perhaps you should consider forming a cult. Just be sure you get them fixed, because when farces breed they have these little mythical creatures called satires. Sorry, I couldn't resist that one.

 

[bellystrokes]

So you are now promoting Satire population control.

 

[naughty1]

So you are now promoting Satire population control.

Well, I'm not exactly of the old school that believes that Satires should be seen and not heard, but I do feel that a certain amount of Satire control is in order. The alternative would be to allow Satires to run rampant in the streets. The resulting chaos and slapstick would be enough to bring our society as we know it to its knees. Our children would be forced to watch their parents slip on banana peels. Our elderly population would be reduced to quoting favorite lines from South Park and Married With Children. Our entire world would soon be under the insidious control of swarming masses of Satires with little regard for anything not wearing boxer shorts bearing the insignia of Bugs, of Daffy, of the Almighty Yosemite Sam...do we really want to even contemplate such madness?....On the other hand, I could be totally wrong and bordering on a psychedlic, psychotic episode. I have been known to do that. Does that answer your question?

 

[bellystrokes]

I truly cannot believe you came up with that is such short notice. Bravo.

But I have disagree with you, Satire should be allow to run loose and freely


Free Satire!!!!!

 

[naughty1]

I truly cannot believe you came up with that is such short notice. Bravo.

But I have disagree with you, Satire should be allow to run loose and freely


Free Satire!!!!!

Did I just hear a standing ovation? Why, thank you. I appreciate your patronizing my Theatre of the Absurd and Totally Naughty. Special matinees are available for goddesses with special needs and desires. All tickets are non-refundable, but I've yet to have an unsatisfied patron of the theatre. As to Satires running free...

Okay, it might work but from a religious aspect let's bless the beasts and the children first. After all we can't have everythng running wild in the streets, can we?

 

[bellystrokes]

Goddesses with special needs??? We take the short bus???

Ok, ok, that was very un pc. So go run wild in the street with the Satires.

 

[naughty1]

Goddesses with special needs??? We take the short bus???

Ok, ok, that was very un pc. So go run wild in the street with the Satires.

Sounds good to me. I could definitely go for a good pun in the streets.