Feathery
1st Level Orange Feather
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- Oct 14, 2001
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Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and
went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six
months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer
pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl.
The babies are just fine."
"After all this time," she says, "do they have names?"
"Yes ma'am," the doctor says. "Your brother came in and named
them"
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother...
he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,
"Well, what did he name them?"
"The girl is Denise," says the doctor.
The new mother says, "Wow, that's a beautiful name!
I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise."
Then he asks, "What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew"
went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six
months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer
pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl.
The babies are just fine."
"After all this time," she says, "do they have names?"
"Yes ma'am," the doctor says. "Your brother came in and named
them"
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother...
he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,
"Well, what did he name them?"
"The girl is Denise," says the doctor.
The new mother says, "Wow, that's a beautiful name!
I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise."
Then he asks, "What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew"
