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Blonde Diary

goddess_nemesis

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MONDAY:
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY:
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY:
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY:
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY:
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
 
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and this is funny because????????????
 
Dunno about that, man...

NavelTickler75 said:
Thank god I am a red head
There's an old, old phrase I encountered when I lived in North Carolina;

"Then they slapped him like a red-headed stepchild".

I have no idea why, but they seem to have some degree of animosity towards red heads. Go figure.
 
Mastertank1 said:
There's an old, old phrase I encountered when I lived in North Carolina;

"Then they slapped him like a red-headed stepchild".

I have no idea why, but they seem to have some degree of animosity towards red heads. Go figure.

Lol then thank God I dont live in North Carolina!
 
Y'know what's the difference between blondes and redheads?





Blondes have all the fire fucked out of them. :firedevil :happyfloa
 
Really?

ticklingnemesis said:
Y'know what's the difference between blondes and redheads?





Blondes have all the fire fucked out of them. :firedevil :happyfloa
Is that why Nicole Kidman's red hair turned blonde after she got married the second time? :firedevil

Inquiring mindless want to know! 😛
 
Mastertank1 said:
Is that why Nicole Kidman's red hair turned blonde after she got married the second time? :firedevil

Inquiring mindless want to know! 😛
Well, of course that's the reason. Tom wasn't able to do it.
 
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