Blonde joke....Someone explain it to Izzy...

[venray]

 

[isabeau]

oooooooooooooo now ray, did you really have to include me in the title? and guess what???? i got it..hehe...but....it's the sperm that are lost..are they also blonde? hehe 😛

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

oooooooooooooo now ray, did you really have to include me in the title? and guess what???? i got it..hehe...but....it's the sperm that are lost..are they also blonde? hehe 😛

uh, Izzy, I don't think the sperm are lost. They just have a longer route than usual. (Or maybe it is the usual route. )

 

[tulipangel]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG I got that the first time reading it! YAY!

 

[sole seeker]

LOL

MUST have been a blonde. She had one chance to get pregnant and blew it.

 

[Mz Chaos]

oooooooooooooo now ray, did you really have to include me in the title? and guess what???? i got it..hehe...but....it's the sperm that are lost..are they also blonde? hehe 😛

uh, Izzy, I don't think the sperm are lost. They just have a longer route than usual. (Or maybe it is the usual route. )

See Izzy... there WAS a reason for your name being in the title.
To help ya along a little... they are entering by way of the mouth Sweetie... and not the more conventional route.

 

[bellystrokes]

... and not the more conventional route

Now I am told!!!!!!!!

 

[venray]

... and not the more conventional route

Now I am told!!!!!!!!

Pssst...dont listen to her.... 😛

 

[Illtcklu]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG I got that the first time reading it! YAY!

I think I am on the wrong wave length again here, but I am picturing you (Tulip) giving h@$d, and reading a magazine. Am I misinterpreting again?

 

[bellystrokes]

Pssst...dont listen yo her.... 😛

*gulp* sorry, what did you say, I was trying to swallow here

 

[Illtcklu]

Don't bite down! Please.

 

[bellystrokes]

Don't bite down! Please.

But you always tell me you like me to leave the fang marks.

 

[Illtcklu]

But you always tell me you like me to leave the fang marks.

Only after I've drained all the blood.


*goes back to coffin* Come, I vill make you von of my brides........

 

[isabeau]

ok i must say..nothing like having a nineteen year old female explain a joke to me...and Tina lolol thanks hon...

p.s.....you don't get pregnant from a blowjob, right?

 

[venray]

*gulp* sorry, what did you say, I was trying to swallow here

Sigh............

 

[bellystrokes]

Only after I've drained all the blood.


*goes back to coffin* Come, I vill make you von of my brides........[/QUOT


Bride schmide. I am your goddess, your dork.

 

[bellystrokes]

Sigh............

*licking lips* thank you, thank you very much!

 

[Illtcklu]

ok i must say..nothing like having a nineteen year old female explain a joke to me...and Tina lolol thanks hon...

p.s.....you don't get pregnant from a blowjob, right?

Izzy, Izzy, Izzy.........

Bride schmide. I am your goddess, your dork.

Huh? What's a schmide?!

 

[Mz Chaos]

p.s.....you don't get pregnant from a blowjob, right?

Not if you're doing it right.

 

[venray]

*licking lips* thank you, thank you very much!

Oh no..........thank YOU.....!/// 😉

 

[bellystrokes]

Oh no..........thank YOU.....!/// 😉

Di nada! *smack lips*