One night a blond nun praying in her room.
"Dear Heavenly Father, i want something so bad, pls hear my voice" said the nun.
"Just name it," said God.
"It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just to me.
I would like for blonde jokes to stop."
"Consider it done," said God. Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. Anything else?"
"There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time," said the nun.
"Name it. Please," said God.
"It's the M&M's," said the blonde nun. "They're so hard to peel."
"Dear Heavenly Father, i want something so bad, pls hear my voice" said the nun.
"Just name it," said God.
"It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just to me.
I would like for blonde jokes to stop."
"Consider it done," said God. Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. Anything else?"
"There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time," said the nun.
"Name it. Please," said God.
"It's the M&M's," said the blonde nun. "They're so hard to peel."
