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Blonde`s Helicopter Lessons

unclebill

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One day, a blonde went to get lessons on how to fly a plane. The teacher at the airport said there would be no more plane flying lessons this year but she could take helicopter lessons. The blonde agreed so the man taught her and said, "I`ll radio you every 1000 feet you go in the air." The blonde agreed.

She jumped in and took off. At 1000 feet, she radioed him and asked how she was doing. He said she was doing great. At 2000 feet, she radioed him and asked how she was doing. He said she was doing great. But right before she got to 3000 feet, the propeller stopped and she started twirling to the ground. When she landed, he went over to pull her out of the helicopter. He asked her what went wrong because she was doing perfect before. The blonde said, "At 2500 feet I started to get cold so I turned the big fan off." :jester: :jester:
 
OMG Bill,await the wrath of Izzy. :upsidedow
 
unclebill said:
hmmm.......I doubt Melanie will understand this joke. :ermm:

hmm actually i did understand this joke...what do i get for that?? a free ride in a helicopter? and i promise if i get cold i'll just shut the door and not turn off the big fan...hehe
 
isabeau said:
hmm actually i did understand this joke...what do i get for that?? a free ride in a helicopter? and i promise if i get cold i'll just shut the door and not turn off the big fan...hehe

I wasn`t aware that they had helicopters in West Virginia. :ermm:
 
unclebill said:
I wasn`t aware that they had helicopters in West Virginia. :ermm:

damn damn damn :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty:

sure....it's that one kind of big bird, right?
 
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