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This blonde is on Main Street and she sees this TV. in the window. So she walks in and says to the man at the counter, "I would like to buy the TV in the window, please."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," replied the dude at the counter. The blonde left, a little sad and puzzled.
She goes home and dyes her hair brown. She went back to the store and says to the same man at the counter: "I would like to buy the TV in the window, please."
"Sorry, we still don't sell to blondes." The blonde was getting mad now. 'I'll fix him' she thought to herself.
So she goes home and dyes her hair black this time. "I'd like to buy the TV in the window, please."
"Look, lady, we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde stood there for a minute. "How did you know it was me?"
"I knew it was you, because that’s a microwave in the window."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," replied the dude at the counter. The blonde left, a little sad and puzzled.
She goes home and dyes her hair brown. She went back to the store and says to the same man at the counter: "I would like to buy the TV in the window, please."
"Sorry, we still don't sell to blondes." The blonde was getting mad now. 'I'll fix him' she thought to herself.
So she goes home and dyes her hair black this time. "I'd like to buy the TV in the window, please."
"Look, lady, we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde stood there for a minute. "How did you know it was me?"
"I knew it was you, because that’s a microwave in the window."