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Bloodsucking Humor

bellytickling

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A Vampire walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink, and the Vampire says "give me a glass of Blood" ok says the bartender and pours him a glass of blood. The very next night night the Vampire goes back to bar and orders the same thing one glass of blood. Everynight the the next week the vampire goes back to the bar and orders the same drink. The following week the vampire walks into the bar, and the bartender asks"the usual, a glass of blood?" and the vampire says "no, just give me a glass of water" Puzzled, the bartender says "ok" and gives him a glass of water. The Vampire then pulls out a tampon and drops it in the glass and says "tonight I feel like having some ice tea"
 
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