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Bond - James Bond

Feathery

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The name is Bond!

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he
replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just
testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...." The woman giggles and
replies," Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"
Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."
 
Perfect 'Timing' for this joke since 'Encore' is having 007 movies til March. Good one!
 
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