Border Disorder (a true story)

[Snail Shell]

The following is a conversation had between myself and Mondy, discussing Team Canada's latest foray into the United States. Rob is Tickle Emperor, who for the first time, was dealing with the border partrol guy getting into the country.

SnailShell
Blah. We did get stopped at the border tho. Rob had a dum.
^_^
SnailShell
Border guy: What's the common interest?
Rob: BDSM
Border guy: What's BDSM?
Rob: Like, underground turn-ons and fetishes and stuff.
😵?!?!?!?!
"Underground"?
Why the hell would you even CONSIDER using the word 'underground' when you're going over the border?!?!
lol
BrightEyes1082
LMFAO
STFU
YOU LIE
SnailShell
Fer tru! After that, they dragged us out of the car into the office AGAIN and tore up Rob's car for about a half hour.
BrightEyes1082
*faceempirestatebuilding*
this was on the way home? or on the way there?
SnailShell
On the way there.
BrightEyes1082
lmfao
SnailShell
Getting back was this:
Border guy: Where you guys from?
Us: Toronto/Woodbridge
Border Guy: You buy anything?
Us: No.
Border Guy: How long were you in the States?
Us: Since Friday.
Border Guy: Okay. Goodbye.
Off we went.
BrightEyes1082
bwahhahaha
SnailShell
You country's border is balls.
BrightEyes1082
and your buddy is a tard! lmfao
SnailShell
Yush. Rob had a dum.
>.>
BrightEyes1082
it's taking every ounce of brains I have to not post this conversation on facebook.

Mondy would also like my to add that she feels the title of this thread should have been: "Why we should switch our border patrol officials on the Canadian and Mexican borders."

That is all.

Snail Shell

 

[nenezinho]

I allways remember the first story i was told:

"do you have guns???"
"No! Just feathers"

 

[Tickle_Emperor]

Ok first of all, you just made me sound like a 14 year old girl. I DID NOT SAY LIKE UNDERGROUND TURN ONS AND STUFF! I said underground sexual turn ons and what not. That being said, if I recall correctly, IT WAS YOU who talked to the border guard during our worst border experience thus far! Meh, first time for everything. I'll be prepared next time. They cant all be officer LaRosa bwahahahaa!

 

[Snail Shell]

Ok first of all, you just made me sound like a 14 year old girl. I DID NOT SAY LIKE UNDERGROUND TURN ONS AND STUFF! I said underground sexual turn ons and what not. That being said, if I recall correctly, IT WAS YOU who talked to the border guard during our worst border experience thus far! Meh, first time for everything. I'll be prepared next time. They cant all be officer LaRosa bwahahahaa!

You're awesome man!

Snail Shell

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Sometimes, I wonder if our Canadian brethren have poutine for brains. You're entering perhaps the most paranoid nation in the world, and you repeatedly manage to get into trouble in wholly preventable ways. 😛

 

[nenezinho]

Sometimes, I wonder if our Canadian brethren have poutine for brains. You're entering perhaps the most paranoid nation in the world, and you repeatedly manage to get into trouble in wholly preventable ways. 😛

I allways wonder when theyll get really in trouble if they keep pulling that out. I dont even want to imagine what would happen if i would say something like that at the border.

Hell...i find myself suspicious enough when they ask me why i keep coming to philadelphia once a year and in the same dates!!! And why Philadelphia. And then i say to meet some friends and they ask where i know these friends from.....aaaaaaaaaaahhhh....next time i must say i have feathers and i am arriving for something underground 🙂

 

[Tickle_Emperor]

Sometimes, I wonder if our Canadian brethren have poutine for brains. You're entering perhaps the most paranoid nation in the world, and you repeatedly manage to get into trouble in wholly preventable ways. 😛

I wish it were that simple. There have been times when the questioning went completely smoothely and we were still pulled aside. A random check is a random check. As a matter of fact; at our last munch we went around the table sharing border horror stories. None of the victims said anything that would deem them worthy of a random check, it just happens. Like you said, "the most paranoid country in the world." Paranoia doesn't necessarily need a reason.

On a brighter note, we've accepted this violation of our rights as "just part of the fun." Its becoming somewhat of a prerequisite to seeing you awesome people, even if it is a pain in the ass (tee hee). As long as I dont get cavity searched by some burly biker looking dude named big moe; im cool 😀

 

[Rectangle]

Yep, Homeland Security has you guys on the list now. 😀

 

[BrightEyes1082]

It was really the funniest conversation I've had in awhile.

Little Rob, you're amazing and I love you and I can't wait
to run around NEST with you screaming "BALLFACE" at random. 😀

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

Come now! We all know that you guys do these things on purpose just so you can tell everyone the funny stories!

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing, even if true. 😀

The last time I was in Canada, when I was returning to the U.S. the only question I was asked was, "What are the last three letters of the alphabet?"

I said, "ex, why, zee," and they let me back in without even asking to see my passport. I do realize that most Canadian citizens would say "ex, why, zed," instead.

 

[Tickle_Emperor]

Rectangle: ITS NOT FUNNY DAMN IT!

Ann: hehe it would definately appear so. Thus far the only trip where everything went smoothely with no border stories was NHLee 08.

Milagros: hahahahahaha! Thats totally priceless if that was their real intention. My zed and zee's are pretty much 50/50. Thats whats great about being a Canadian, we adopt mannerisms from all over north america and its completely normal.

Bright Eyes: You're getting the hug of the century and im counting down the days!

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

LOL Rob! You would think they'd take one look at your adorable smile and let you pass without questions...unless, of course, they're looking for the reason behind that smile? Frown next time. See what happens! lol Sorry we missed you guys. Looking forward to seeing you at NEST!

 

[c7_assassin]

Note to self: do not try to smuggle anything into the States when we all drive down for NEST if Rob is driving...

 

[Carsomyr]

LMAO! This made my day. 😀

 

[Artoo]

At least you haven't been searched for resembling a muslim extremist yet.

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