bellystrokes
3rd Level Yellow Feather
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Boudreaux & Thibodeaux were fishing one day when Boudreaux pulled out a
cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked Thibodeaux for a light.
"Shure, I got a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tacklebox,
he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
"Jiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Boudreaux, taking the huge Bic lighter in his
hands.
"Where did yew git dat monster??"
"Well," replied Thibodeaux, "I got it from my Genie."
"You gots a genie ?" Boudreaux asked.
"Yep, I shure got one. It's right here in my tackle box," says
Thibodeaux.
"Could I see him?"
So Thibodeaux opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie.
Addressing the genie, Boudreaux says, "Hey dere!
I'm a good friend of your Master, will yew grant me one wish?"
"Yes, I will," says the genie.
So Boudreaux asks the genie for a million bucks.
The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Boudreaux sitting
there, waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens and is soon filled with the sound of a million
ducks ... flying overhead. Over the roar of the million ducks Boudreaux
yells at Thiboduaux. "Jumpin' Jimminy Crickets! I axed for a million bucks,
not a million ducks!"
Thibodeaux answers, "dat genie is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink I
axed for a 10-inch Bic?"
cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked Thibodeaux for a light.
"Shure, I got a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tacklebox,
he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
"Jiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Boudreaux, taking the huge Bic lighter in his
hands.
"Where did yew git dat monster??"
"Well," replied Thibodeaux, "I got it from my Genie."
"You gots a genie ?" Boudreaux asked.
"Yep, I shure got one. It's right here in my tackle box," says
Thibodeaux.
"Could I see him?"
So Thibodeaux opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie.
Addressing the genie, Boudreaux says, "Hey dere!
I'm a good friend of your Master, will yew grant me one wish?"
"Yes, I will," says the genie.
So Boudreaux asks the genie for a million bucks.
The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Boudreaux sitting
there, waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens and is soon filled with the sound of a million
ducks ... flying overhead. Over the roar of the million ducks Boudreaux
yells at Thiboduaux. "Jumpin' Jimminy Crickets! I axed for a million bucks,
not a million ducks!"
Thibodeaux answers, "dat genie is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink I
axed for a 10-inch Bic?"
Thanks, lovely goddess.
