Dave2112
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Science has finally broken down the areas of one of rap's true masters, the immortal Snoop Dogg...here's what they found:
30% - Nonstop carnival music due to having personally smoked half the weed ever smuggled in from Mexico.
15% - Jealousy over that grumpy white boy Eminem getting all of Dre's attention.
12% - Equal parts mind on his money and money on his mind.
8% - Girls with big asses
8% - Concern that the combination of quitting pot and getting older will make his rap less phat Glock and more Matlock.
6% - What rhymes with "mutual fizzund"?
5% - The location of as-yet-undiscovered corpses.
5% - "Who the fuck took my skull cap?"
4% - Grocery list: paper towels, AK-47 ammo, Chips Ahoy, stripper pole.
3% - The name of that one cracker chick who was in Police Woman.
3% - Residual bong resin.
1% - "Is military action in Iraq the only recourse once diplomacy has failed, or is there still hope for a peaceful solution through further economic sanctions? Hmmm...where's my Nutter Butter..."
30% - Nonstop carnival music due to having personally smoked half the weed ever smuggled in from Mexico.
15% - Jealousy over that grumpy white boy Eminem getting all of Dre's attention.
12% - Equal parts mind on his money and money on his mind.
8% - Girls with big asses
8% - Concern that the combination of quitting pot and getting older will make his rap less phat Glock and more Matlock.
6% - What rhymes with "mutual fizzund"?
5% - The location of as-yet-undiscovered corpses.
5% - "Who the fuck took my skull cap?"
4% - Grocery list: paper towels, AK-47 ammo, Chips Ahoy, stripper pole.
3% - The name of that one cracker chick who was in Police Woman.
3% - Residual bong resin.
1% - "Is military action in Iraq the only recourse once diplomacy has failed, or is there still hope for a peaceful solution through further economic sanctions? Hmmm...where's my Nutter Butter..."
