Bumper Stickers

[SimplyRio]

This may just be a regurgitation of an old thread I may not have seen, but it's still fun...

below is a list of some of the funnier bumper stickers I have seen or heard about:


Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you are an asshole

Impotence... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"

The proctologist called... they found your head

and similarly,
Your village called, they're looking for their idiot

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

and one of my personal favorites...
Too Bad Ignorance isn't Painful

 

[Mischief]

Okay, due to recent events in my geographical area (i.e. media coverage about the sniper trials), this is totally insensitive and politically incorrect, but I used to get a real chuckle out of this old one:

"Keep honking; I'm reloading."

I also smile when I see the Linux and FreeBSD bumper stickers, but those aren't really funny per se. More of a community affiliation kind of thing.

 

[Limeoutsider]

I like keep honking, Im reloading 🙂 I saw one that said something like (this was a long time ago) "my kid can beat up your honor student" I loved those

 

[Knox The Hatter]

I have a couple of interesting ones on my pickup truck...

1. I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it!
2. You're entitled to your wrong opinion!

I used to have another one that read, "Don't Steal! The Government hates competition!

 

[sole seeker]

In line with several of these posts, I had a sticker I liked several years ago, back in the hay-day of assertiveness.

Back then the book I'm Okay - You're Okay was very popular. I had a bumper sticker that read:

<center> I'm okay, you're an asshole!</center>

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I always got a kick out of:

"How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT". They actually passed some statute against crude bumperstickers back when I lived up in Atlanta thanks to the prevelance of that one(and others).

For a terrific catalog of buttons, magnets and stickers(many featuring the phrases everyone has mentioned), try: www.ephemera-inc.com Their print catalog is about four bucks, but worth it! Gorgeous, full-colour, and scores of heelarious sayings.