• If you would like to get your account Verified, read this thread
  • The TMF is sponsored by Clips4sale - By supporting them, you're supporting us.
  • >>> If you cannot get into your account email me at [email protected] <<<
    Don't forget to include your username

C H R I S H E L L

Bohemianne

Bohemianne

Verified
Joined
May 11, 2007
Messages
8,237
Points
48
Silly ladies and gentlemen: I am divulging Chrisheaven's most kept secret. He has a twin brother, and the name is Chrishell! 😱

Does it mean that Milagros (the father) never new about if from the start?

Discuss.
 
kered said:
I saw this on a tabloid newspaper next to the "Mutant wormboy spies for the Government" story in the checkout line of the grocery store.

Of course Milagros will deny the allegations...........
Click to expand...

chrisheaven said:
I admit it
Click to expand...

milagros317 said:
OMG it must have happened that day in London in 1970 when I got drunk and three women took advantage of me. 😱 😱 😱
Click to expand...

kered said:
Chrisheaven will inherit all of Milagros' vast wealth!! :dancingbanana:
Click to expand...

^ (Cough). Three women… Could be triplet from each of them. LOL! 😱
 
Bohemianne said:
^ (Cough). Three women… Could be triplet from each of them. LOL! 😱
Click to expand...
You see, it was like this:
A blond, a brunette, and a red-head walked into a pub in London in August 1970. The three women struck up a conversation with an American college student, then 20 years old. ... [rest omitted 😱]
 
milagros317 said:
You see, it was like this:
A blond, a brunette, and a red-head walked into a pub in London in August 1970. The three women struck up a conversation with an American college student, then 20 years old. ... [rest omitted 😱]
Click to expand...

Even if they are now missing in plain sight, things did happen to the starry-eyed American college student and..... what became of his (cough) pesky kid! 😀 😀 😱

*Plays Billie Jean* 😀 😀 😱
 
I have no idea if any of those three became pregnant. Moreover, none of them asked my family name or phone number, so I never would have known if they had. 😱
 
milagros317 said:
I have no idea if any of those three became pregnant. Moreover, none of them asked my family name or phone number, so I never would have known if they had. 😱
Click to expand...

My god, could imagine how Chrisheaven and his seeblings grew up and made it successfully around the SSF... must be genetically matched with the only folk who pwns by mileage in this place...(no one came close). Bwahahahahahahaha! :laughhard::laughhard::laughhard:
 
I am registered with the site 23andMe where my DNA profile is available for comparison to Chris' or to anybody else. 😀
 
milagros317 said:
I am registered with the site 23andMe where my DNA profile is available for comparison to Chris' or to anybody else. 😀
Click to expand...

What I can't understand is... you got the full genome, while he only got gnome. Yet it was a perfect match!!! :rowfull:
 
If he really is a gnome, then he should move to Nome (Alaska) where he can freeze his arse off. :rowfull:
 
milagros317 said:
If he really is a gnome, then he should move to Nome (Alaska) where he can freeze his arse off. :rowfull:
Click to expand...

Bwahahahahahahaha! Good one. :rowfull:

And we got something new aside from simply doing the cliche thing like kicking @rse... :rowfull:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
What's New
9/12/25
Visit Clips4Sale for the webs largest one-stop tickling clip location

Door 44
Live Camgirls!
Live Camgirls
Streaming Videos
streaming tickling videos on demand at the TMF!
Tickling videos on demand!
Pic of the Week
Pic of the Week
Congratulations to
*** brad1704 ***
 The winner of our weekly Trivia, held every Sunday night at 11PM EST in our Chat Room
Back
Top