Q: I have one question for you and that is Why on every episode do you go shoeless? Are you not worried about stepping on something and hurting those delicate feet?
A: Congratulations Kevin! You've just won $1,000,000 for being the billionth person to ask me this very question! Yeah! Nah, I'm joking with you Kev, the reason I don't wear shoes often, is out of pure practicality. I like my shoes. I like my shoes a lot. My shoes are pretty. If I were to wear them on the show, I would ruin every pair I have. My feet, however, are washable. And, to set the record straight, my feet are anything but "delicate." I played soccer for way too long. We can all pretend that they're cute though, that would be nice.