luv2bt&tickled
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Cake or bed?
A man is watching a football game when his wife interrupts and says, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angerly,"Fix the light? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo on my forehead? I don't think so!".
The wife then says "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." To which he replies "Fix the fridge? Does it look like I have a Westingbridge logo on my forehead? I don't think so!".
"Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break". "I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps", he says. Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so! I've had enough of you, I'm going to the bar!
So he goes to the bar and after a few hours he starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife so he decides to go home and help her. As he walks into his house he sees that the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. When he goes to get a beer he notices that the fridge door is fixed.
He sees his wife and says "Honey, how'd all this get fixed?".
She says "When you left I sat outside and cried and a nice young man came and asked what was wrong so I told him. He said he'd do all the repairs and all I had to do was to go to bed with him or bake a cake.
He said "Ah, so what kind of cake did you make him?"
She replied,"Heelllooo... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so!"
A man is watching a football game when his wife interrupts and says, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angerly,"Fix the light? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo on my forehead? I don't think so!".
The wife then says "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." To which he replies "Fix the fridge? Does it look like I have a Westingbridge logo on my forehead? I don't think so!".
"Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break". "I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps", he says. Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so! I've had enough of you, I'm going to the bar!
So he goes to the bar and after a few hours he starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife so he decides to go home and help her. As he walks into his house he sees that the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. When he goes to get a beer he notices that the fridge door is fixed.
He sees his wife and says "Honey, how'd all this get fixed?".
She says "When you left I sat outside and cried and a nice young man came and asked what was wrong so I told him. He said he'd do all the repairs and all I had to do was to go to bed with him or bake a cake.
He said "Ah, so what kind of cake did you make him?"
She replied,"Heelllooo... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so!"
