Be extra thankful this holiday season, because we owe it to Cali for our continued yule tide festivities.
When the titanic Cyber-Yeti of the Ice Caverns thought he had conquered Christmas, it was Cali who, with the aid of those reindeer still able to fight, faced the behemoth and felled him by plunging the Sword of the Red Nose into his robo-gorilla skull. Ever the quick thinker, Cali knew that to get close to the beast, she would have to deceive it, use key tactics. After all, even Santa couldn't beat him with his sweet ninja weapons. Cali removed her snow-boots and lured the monkey using the scent of the candy-cane lotion that she had earlier slathered on her immaculate tootsies. The Cyber-Yeti seized her and smelled her feet, then licked them hungrily when the waft of candy-cane hit his flaring nostrils. Though pestered, Cali did not fail in sinking the sword right between his eyes- his glowing red robot eyes. Yeah, fuck you, Cyber Yeti. Don't fuck with my kids' presents.
Every Christmas Eve, per her reward, she gets to go back to the North Pole and tickle Mrs Claus' feet until her sleigh bells are beyond rung. 😉
This is why every year, on Christmas Eve, we have to sleep with our feet uncovered: So Saint Caledonia can sneak down our chimneys into our homes and tickle the feet of every sleeping man, woman and child.
Oh, what? You never heard that story??
..... Ah, small wonder. Your family must be Jewish :3
Enjoy!
When the titanic Cyber-Yeti of the Ice Caverns thought he had conquered Christmas, it was Cali who, with the aid of those reindeer still able to fight, faced the behemoth and felled him by plunging the Sword of the Red Nose into his robo-gorilla skull. Ever the quick thinker, Cali knew that to get close to the beast, she would have to deceive it, use key tactics. After all, even Santa couldn't beat him with his sweet ninja weapons. Cali removed her snow-boots and lured the monkey using the scent of the candy-cane lotion that she had earlier slathered on her immaculate tootsies. The Cyber-Yeti seized her and smelled her feet, then licked them hungrily when the waft of candy-cane hit his flaring nostrils. Though pestered, Cali did not fail in sinking the sword right between his eyes- his glowing red robot eyes. Yeah, fuck you, Cyber Yeti. Don't fuck with my kids' presents.
Every Christmas Eve, per her reward, she gets to go back to the North Pole and tickle Mrs Claus' feet until her sleigh bells are beyond rung. 😉
This is why every year, on Christmas Eve, we have to sleep with our feet uncovered: So Saint Caledonia can sneak down our chimneys into our homes and tickle the feet of every sleeping man, woman and child.
Oh, what? You never heard that story??
..... Ah, small wonder. Your family must be Jewish :3
Enjoy!
Thanks for sharing it here. 
