For DeviantArtist Orion
This bodybuilder bunny has taken to floor-pressing. Good for him! Easier on the shoulders and none of that wobbly bench bullshit. That's how you build those Tyrannosaurus Pecs! Plus he can stretch his legs out, maybe take his Reeboks off and let the air conditioning stream between his toes.
See this is why I don't workout when my girlfriend works out, they always wanna interrupt your sets, BRAH. But Orion sh*t his bed, and now he's gotta sleep in it. Pretty Kitty Allie must have finished her Zumba or Body Combat or whatever bullshit cardio ahead of schedule because he wasn't expecting this. No PR's for you today, Orion. You wanted to show off your enormous bare bunny feet? Well, apparently one of the many bitchy chicks with sleeveless hoodies was able to take time from her 5 sets of 5 instagram-selfies to snap you getting your feet tickled by your girlfriend.
You should expect a call from Daniel Tosh pretty shortly, cuz this shit needs a redemption :]
This bodybuilder bunny has taken to floor-pressing. Good for him! Easier on the shoulders and none of that wobbly bench bullshit. That's how you build those Tyrannosaurus Pecs! Plus he can stretch his legs out, maybe take his Reeboks off and let the air conditioning stream between his toes.
See this is why I don't workout when my girlfriend works out, they always wanna interrupt your sets, BRAH. But Orion sh*t his bed, and now he's gotta sleep in it. Pretty Kitty Allie must have finished her Zumba or Body Combat or whatever bullshit cardio ahead of schedule because he wasn't expecting this. No PR's for you today, Orion. You wanted to show off your enormous bare bunny feet? Well, apparently one of the many bitchy chicks with sleeveless hoodies was able to take time from her 5 sets of 5 instagram-selfies to snap you getting your feet tickled by your girlfriend.
You should expect a call from Daniel Tosh pretty shortly, cuz this shit needs a redemption :]
