Can't believe there's zero female lers...

[Slaver123]

So there are no female lers on this forum???? Well, guess that confirms what I already think about the internet, it's all fake...Or it's all males...

 

[PurpleStyle]

So there are no female lers on this forum???? Well, guess that confirms what I already think about the internet, it's all fake...Or it's all males...

Yep, I guess we all have dicks. Yet you keep coming back, looking for us. :stickout

 

[Big_Blue]

The internet: Where all of the women are men, and the kids are all police.

 

[MistressValerie1]

I'm a ler but I'm taken, so I haven't posted in Personals. Just be careful not to chat with guy on the pic lol

 

[Slaver123]

Ms Val, that pic says it all!!!!

My prob in life, I'm not an aggressive dominant male (If I were I'd be the abuser in a sick relationship with some timid wet-dishrag-ette...)

And I don't tell the right lies. If I flashed pics of my mansion and Ferrari it'd be a different story now, wouldn't it? Instead I never sugar-coat the real me....so no one gives me much of a chance....

oh well, look at my posts, read my stories if you wanna see the true level of passion you're missing out on...

I need a collaborator to explore this with, to truly explore the realm of experiences that are possible- but I don't expect to find such a one in this lifeless zombie area where I live (NJ/ Delaware valley) People here don't want passion, they want lawns and polo shirts and really dull cars...

 

[PurpleStyle]

You might want to work on the approach a little bit. Immediately telling women they're all guys because they have no interest is not exactly a great start, even if it was meant in jest. There's too much SRS BSNS on the internetz.

As for exploring an experience.... start using drugs or move. lol

 

[Violetta]

Or, since you hate the internet so much, you could, and call me crazy here, try real life. If there's no one in your area, try moving? There's actually way more to life than pixels on a screen.

 

[PurpleStyle]

Or, since you hate the internet so much, you could, and call me crazy here, try real life. If there's no one in your area, try moving? There's actually way more to life than pixels on a screen.

The sunlight! It burns my eyes! HISSSSSSSSSSSSssss....

 

[Slaver123]

You're right, Purple, they're not all guys- any females here are lesbians. I can spot a lezzie the instant she doesn't throw herself at my feet.... and boy, there's a lot of them out there....

So here I sit day after day in the spare bedroom of my parents' trailer, hunched over the computer, eating donuts and chugging Jolt and YooHoos; but beautiful intelligent women simply refuse to beat a path to my door. I just don't understand it......

(EVERY single guy on the internet conforms to that exact stereotype...right???)

 

[Slaver123]

On the serious, non-sarcastic side, I can't just up and move to go chasing a dream; too many people here depend on me. So I have to search nearby, and I'm not finding any kindred spirits. Think I'd be a lot happier out in sunny CA with all the Bohemians and their wild sex-orgies.... I'm finding out Nj people are known for NOT participating in things. They all stay cloistered away in their little rooms...

 

[moondog83uk1]

You don't have to lie about your car, your job, your house, or your dick size. Finding a "kindred spirit" is one thing, buddy, but finding a girl who's into tickling and wants to explore this with you from the get-go is completely different. There are so many people who've posted in the personals and gotten nowhere. I'd reckon well over 90%. And for one reason I think - because all they seem to be looking for is someone to perv on about tickling and filth. It's not necessarily written but it's implicit most of the time. With the state of the creeps here, god forbid a woman posts anything about their preferences - it's construed as an invitation to inundate their Inbox with creepy and base comments. It has ruined it for anyone actually looking for something meaningful.

Most people will run away when approached like that. All the girls I've tickled would have done so if I'd just tried to make them understand how "passionate" I was, as you call it. However, getting to know them, getting friendly with them and liking one another goes a long way. Comfort zones are just so important in tickling.

Best thing I can advise is put the tickling on the back burner and try to meet someone on a more "normal" level. Let the tickling come out a bit later when you're both a bit more comfortable with each other. I never look for "tickling relationships" - rather a normal relationship that has tickling in it lol It has always turned out favourably for me.

Good luck 😀

 

[PurpleStyle]

So here I sit day after day in the spare bedroom of my parents' trailer, hunched over the computer, eating donuts and chugging Jolt and YooHoos; but beautiful intelligent women simply refuse to beat a path to my door. I just don't understand it......

Stop! I'm all tingly. I can't take anymore, I might burst. lol

NJ sounds like hell. So I guess if you want to think about it in terms of cartography, TickleTheater is the New Jersey of the internet. lol

Kidding! It's more like Alabama. 😛

I get the feeling that the women actually looking for passion here already found it, are completely insane, or already gone for good.

Best thing I can advise is put the tickling on the back burner and try to meet someone on a more "normal" level. Let the tickling come out a bit later when you're both a bit more comfortable with each other. I never look for "tickling relationships" - rather a normal relationship that has tickling in it lol It has always turned out favourably for me.

Good luck 😀

Yeah, guy makes a valid point. Starting off with shit like "so, where are you ticklish" and "what's your shoesize" are a great way to:
A. Get ignored.
B. Get really desperate chicks' attention, who will eventually get bored with you and find a new guy's face to rub their unkempt feet all over.
C. Get really desperate guys pretending to be chicks' attention, who will want to rub their hairy man-feet all over your hands and face. :scared

 

[Barefoot_Sis]

Stop! I'm all tingly. I can't take anymore, I might burst. lol

I get the feeling that the women actually looking for passion here already found it, are completely insane, or already gone for good.

Yes, I would have to agree with that.

 

[Violet.Poison]

...?

Female 'ler here, nice person who is sane and honest and interesting.

:blink...I'm in So Cal. I've been posting...I'm here....Listening to the crickets chirping...

Hit me up....and really, can the drama be spared?

Sheesh.

 

[Slaver123]

Thanks for the advice, Moondog, Rapture etc... I picture this secret world out there waiting to be found, where people of like fetish get together with no strings attached, they meet and indulge and are friends, no harm done etc....

But then I've never been successfully tickled outside of a relationship. See, THAT's the part that's unfamiliar territory for me- "playing" with friends/buddies who I'm not dating.

Reading the internet and forums, and other media, I got the notion that's how it works out for ALL of you who are already in "the scene"- but that's not the case is it? Seems success is few and far between for most of us...

(MoonDog, I found out just HOW important comfort zones are- my ticklishness just shut off completely during a "session" last month with someone I met online. We'd built up a rapport, talked over phone at length, and still keep in touch, but something just switched my body off)

BTW Purple, havng a woman rub her "unkempt" feet all over my face while she acts bored with me is actually one of my many awesome fantasies! 🙂

Not sure what you mean by "perv on" someone...and I don't consider my relatively mild almost soft-core tastes to be "filth" (not that I think you're calling it that, just wanna understand, don't wanna creep anyone out)