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carjacked!

steph

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his is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota,
Florida...

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning
to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her
vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and
I know how to use it! Get out of the car, NOW!" jp
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out
and ran like mad!

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping
bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the
ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her
why...For the same reason she did not understand why there was a
football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs in the front seat...
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five
spaces farther down...

She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police
station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop
laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four
pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman
described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly
white hair and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.



MORAL OF THE STORY?

If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable!
 
aww the poor old lady.. and also those poor guys lolol.. good one stephy
 
LMAO 😛
Very funny, amazing that it's true also. 😀
 
Awwww that is so cute.. it reminds me of how fiesty my grandmother was in the 1980's and she is still going strong at age 92 :bouncybou
 
How do you know it is not true Locker? Very funny, by the way, there are some little old ladies I can imagine doing that here.
 
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