Champions League Group Stage Draw

[Headsnap]

Lifted straight off the BBC website:

Draw for the 2007/08 Champions League

British teams in bold and the top seeds in CAPITALS

Group A
LIVERPOOL
Porto
Marseille
Besiktas
Headsnap's Master-Punt: Liverpool group winners, Marseille runners-up. God will descend from Heaven to take his place in the Kop for the final home game of the group stages, declaring Carragher to be 'the son I always wanted' and once and for all confirming that He made Stevie Gerrard such a great footballer to balance out the ugliness.

Group B
CHELSEA
Valencia
Schalke 04
Rosenborg
Headsnap's Master-Punt: Chelsea group winners, Valencia to come second. Chelsea will cheat and dive a lot, Mourinho will not notice.

Group C
REAL MADRID
Werder Bremen
Lazio
Olympiakos
Headsnap's Master-Punt: Real Madrid to win, Lazio to come second. Werder Bremen to hammer Olympiakos by a horrendous margin thus getting everyone all excited and predicting massive upsets, then cark it at the first real hurdle (i.e the first away game in Rome/ Madrid).

Group D
AC MILAN
Benfica
Celtic
Shakhtar Donetsk
Headsnap's Master-Punt: AC Milan to win the group, Benfica to come second. I predict that if I predict Celtic to come 2nd they won't do it, so as much as my little Fenian heart wants to I'm not going to do it. COME ON THE BHOYS


Group E
BARCELONA
Lyon
Stuttgart
Rangers
Headsnap's Master-Punt: Barca first, Stuttgart second. Rangers will make a complete **** of their first CL group stage and will be humiliated so badly that they will be subsequently banned from entering the competition by the SFA, UEFA and their own fans. Fucking teddy bears. VAYA BARCA.

Group F
MANCHESTER UNITED
Roma
Sporting Lisbon
Dynamo Kiev
Headsnap's Master-Punt: Man U to win, Roma second. Sporting Lisbon's wingers to turn in two good performances against United and then be snaffled by Red Devils PLC in a dodgy deal. Alex Ferguson will contest this deal was fair to both players and clubs despite it involving ritual sacrifices and threats.

Group G
INTER MILAN
PSV Eindhoven
CSKA Moscow
Fenerbahce
Headsnap's Master-Punt: I predict that PSV and Inter will go through as winners and runners-up, or vice versa. The other two haven't got a fucking hope.

Group H
ARSENAL
Sevilla/AEK Athens
Steau Bucharest
Slavia Prague
Headsnap's Master-Punt: Sevilla to beat AEK, Arsenal to win the group, Sevilla to come second. Someone will at some stage put money on Steau Bucharest to qualify, 'just for a laugh', money they will subsequently lose for being so stupid.

 

[CurtWild]

thanks for listing the groups.....

it seems you are a fan of Liverpool....too bad,we coulda been friends

Glory Glory Man United.......

 

[tonguetickler]

Forza AEK!!!

AEK is facing Sevilla tonight in Athens! The moment of truth has finally come and AEK has the chance to write history by beating Sevilla and entering the group stage. There will be about 50,000 of us in the stadium singing and screaming for our team. It's gonna be a tough game but we have the ability to beat all odds and fly where only eagles dare!! We won against Milan, we won against Lille and I swear to God, we can win against Sevilla! Excuse my enthusiasm but I can't control myself right now..Cheers!!!

 

[subZer0]

AEK is facing Sevilla tonight in Athens! The moment of truth has finally come and AEK has the chance to write history by beating Sevilla and entering the group stage. There will be about 50,000 of us in the stadium singing and screaming for our team. It's gonna be a tough game but we have the ability to beat all odds and fly where only eagles dare!! We won against Milan, we won against Lille and I swear to God, we can win against Sevilla! Excuse my enthusiasm but I can't control myself right now..Cheers!!!

And good luck to you and your club, my Greek friend!