Changing priorities

[AffectionateDan]

As we age, our priorities change......

>
> The other day I came home and was greeted by my
> wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of
> short velvet ropes.
>
> Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
>
> So, I tied her up, and went fishing.

(I know, I know! Soooooooooo NOT! 😱

 

[QBWeaver]

That's just SO wrong! LOL

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Lmao!

That was too freakin' funny AffectionateDan!

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very amusing, Dan. 😀

 

[Ignatz]

Reminds me of the story of the fellow who was approached by a hooker on a streetcorner. She smiled seductively and purred, "Hey, big boy. For $200 I'll do anything you want!"
Overjoyed, he replied, "Great! I want you to paint my house."

 

[venray]

Does Tracy know you're married?...........

 

[isabeau]

Reminds me of the story of the fellow who was approached by a hooker on a streetcorner. She smiled seductively and purred, "Hey, big boy. For $200 I'll do anything you want!"
Overjoyed, he replied, "Great! I want you to paint my house."

lmao holy wow man did that really happen?? and DAn tsk tsk going fishing. did you really???????????????????? i mean omg guy how could you??? lol

isabeau

 

[Ayla ny]

hehe... Ray, I'm the one who's technically married. 😉

once again, Dan, I have to show you what a funny joke really looks like. 😛



A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As most men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always conditions)

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (Controlling, Huh?)

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....



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"Clean my house."

 

[bratgirl365]

HA HA HA...I LOVE IT

 

[AffectionateDan]

Ya know, Tracy...

...that chick sounds kinda familiar! Don't I *know* her? 😉

 

[General Zod]

http://members.aol.com/EarlWerks/sounds/rimshot.wav I just had to do it 😀

 

[sole seeker]

You guys are soooo warped! The scary thing is I fit in so well here!

 

[Ayla ny]

...that chick sounds kinda familiar! Don't I *know* her? 😉

well, yes and no…

you do know the one who would pay a handsome stranger, who was hitting on her, twenty bucks to clean her house!

but the one tied to a bed while her man goes fishing… nope… doesn’t ring any bells. 😛

(do know a chick who would be left tied to a bed while he ran to the kitchen to grab the chocolate syrup tho! )

 

[isabeau]

You guys are soooo warped! The scary thing is I fit in so well here!

speak for yourself sole seeker lol whose warped ?? not i. she says deceptively.

isabeau

 

[tommytikl]

(do know a chick who would be left tied to a bed while he ran to the kitchen to grab the chocolate syrup tho! )

Oh, that would be me!!
Hmm eating and tickling...eating while tickling hehe....

 

[AffectionateDan]

well, yes and no…

you do know the one who would pay a handsome stranger, who was hitting on her, twenty bucks to clean her house!

but the one tied to a bed while her man goes fishing… nope… doesn’t ring any bells. 😛

(do know a chick who would be left tied to a bed while he ran to the kitchen to grab the chocolate syrup tho! )

He'd be an idiot to have to leave for that long, anyhow... smart money has the chocolate syrup already on the nightstand!