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Charlie and the chockolate thread

Double T

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Just re-saw the movie last night, and thought I'd pass this along to you....

Oompah Loompah doompah de doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompah Loompah doompah de de
if you are wise, you'll listen to me.

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
What do you get growing terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
(I don't like the look of it)

Oompah Loompah doompah te ta
if you're not greedy, you will go far.
You will live in happiness, too
Like the Oompah Loompah doompah de do!

So goes Agustus Gloop's song. Do you recall Violet Beauregaurd's? Veruca Salt's? Mike Teevee's? Charlie Bucket's? Reply if you remember

I post things like this because I have no life, and live expressly to be endearingly annoying to others!

"But, Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who finaly got everything he ever wanted."
"What?"
"I told you not to forget!!!!!! Kids!"
 
lets get read to rumble...

in this corner its the umpa loompas.

in the far corner, its the munchkins.
 
Hmmmm, for sheer numbers, it would go to the Munchkins.

The Oompa Loompas, though, have gymnastic abilities and good teamwork.

Even money, I'd say....

The Sean Man
 
But then again, the Lollipop Guild are three tough-lookin' muthas.....

The Sean Man
 
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